adamo ➳ elizabeth olsen

groupchat 0.6

captain a-hole:
is it time we bring in our new lady?

black widhoe:
i love how chris is trying to act like a gentleman

captain a-hole:
i'm being nice!

lil olsen:
you've never called me lady!

captain a-hole:
because i'm not a liar

wiener soldier:
chris bullying the girls again?

captain a-hole:
oh, you wanna start stan?
i have something to say about you too!

wiener soldier:
don't you dare evans!

spiderkid:
DO IT!

returnofthemack:
tell me now!

captain a-hole:
seb has the biggest crush on maia
like he is in love with her!

black widhoe:
HAHAHA
i can't wait to tell her!

weiner soldier:
don't you dare!

spiderkid:
let's bring her in the chat now!

wiener soldier:
is it not your bed time tom?

returnofthemack:
maybe we should set them up!
it will be fun to watch how embarrassing seb will be!

wiener soldier:
screw you!

hammer time:
i have arrived!
what's happening?

lil olsen:
seb is in love with maia
but she's way out of his league

wiener soldier:
screw you too lizzie!
i thought you were nice

hammer time:
let's set them up!
is she single?

spiderkid:
i swear someone say she's dating a new woman?

black widhoe:
she's bi?
you have even more competition seb

wiener soldier:
that article did not look legit!

lil olsen:
so you're stalking now?

captain a-hole:
there's only one way to find out if it was

- captain a-hole has added maia fox to the chat -

wiener soldier:
i am going to kill chris evans.

black widhoe:
HI MAIA!
welcome to the family!

hammer time:
hey maia
we need you a nickname ASAP!

captain a-hole:
hi maia! i got your number from joe.
hope you don't mind!
we wanted to bring you into the family!

buttany:
i hope our names aren't too confusing

lil olsen:
hmmm yes
how ever will she know who ButtANY is

maia fox:
omg
sorry for the slow reply
i was laughing at the nicknames

spiderkid:
we need a temporary one for you
until you embarrass yourself
or we know more about your character

- spiderkid changed maiafox's nickname to foxy -

black widhoe:
i like it!

foxy:
am i officially in?

tony stank:
welcome to the team sweetheart!

returnofthemack:
WELCOME MISS FOXY!
tell us about yourself
how old are you
what is your relationship status
how hot do you think seb is

wiener soldier:
oh
my
god

captain a-hole:
HAHAHAHAAH

lil olsen:
you'll get used to the weirdness maia

foxy:
i'm 26! i'm aware i look 12 though
i am single
but according to E! news, dating the entire LA basketball team, sleeping with at least three co-stars, married to four of my friends and dating half of my other work associates so...
busy lady!

captain a-hole:
E! sucks

foxy:
absolutely

returnofthemack:
you're funny
i like it
and the last question?

foxy:
when i see sebastian, i see bucky and bucky is terrifying hahaha
i think it's the hair

wiener soldier:
BUCKY IS NOT SCARY!

foxy:
i'm sorry!

lil olsen:
she's right
the long dark hair and the pale skin
you were pretty terrifying

foxy:
thank you lizzie!

returnofthemack:
you're gonna break his heart already
who is the opposite of bucky then

foxy:
opposite?

black widhoe:
he's asking which avenger you find the hottest
he's just trying to be slick
but he's not

foxy:
if i'm dating anyone, i'm taking the ladies.
come on!
pepper is coming too

tony stank:
how dare you!

foxy:
honestly tho
wanda is my wife
sorry paul
but i will die for wanda maximoff

hammer time:
girls are teaming up again
already

captain a-hole:
and now there's another one!

black widhoe:
right answer maia!

lil olsen:
yay!
my little wanda
she deserves love

foxy:
she can have all of mine!

wiener soldier:
get a room

foxy:
i wish man

hammer time:
if i close my eyes and listen really hard
i can hear seb's heart breaking all the way in aus

captain a-hole:
rest in peace seb

foxy:
what are ya'll talking about hahah

returnofthemack:
seb thought you was the love of his life

lil olsen:
the apple of his eye

black widhoe:
holding the key to his heart

wiener soldier:
they're lying
it's not true

foxy:
i have a lot of cute friends
i can set you up with models hahaha

wiener soldier:
suddenly i'm okay!

captain a-hole:
my heart is broke too!

black widhoe:
you've been single forever chris

captain a-hole:
shut up scarlett!
let me have this

spiderkid:
can i get in on this?

foxy:
sorry tom
i don't have any friends under 12

lil olsen:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

captain a-hole:
HAHAHAHAHA

returnofthemack:
SAVAGE!

black widhoe:
OH MY GOD HAHAHA

captain a-hole:
now you're officially in the team!