Raju kaju you obviously da b-es-t. I wish I knew more dudes like you irl. You smort. You handsome (no homo). You buddha- scratch that, I don't wanna depress you today.
You're the second best part-time gumshoe I've ever known. After Michael Scarn, of course. We share a mutual love for the King. Stephen King, jus- just so I'm clear.
We also share a mother and a tendency to borderline flunk the most important exams of our lives. But above that all, you just radiate really really good vibes. Sexy vibes (no homo). I love you man (no homo).
wish you all the best in life, hope we stay in touch.
Happy Birthday.
PS, trust me, I am no gae.
