South Park Boyfriend Scenarios/One-Shots

Would they cheat

Eric Cartman

Nope he would never, he's perfectly happy with you

Kyle Broflovski

No- why would you think he would?

Stan Marsh

Nonononono stan is baby and loves you so much-

Kenny Mccormick

NO KENNY WOULDN'T- KENNY LITERALLY DIES FOR YOU-

Craig Tucker

N O bitch

Tweek Tweak

Why are you reading this- no

Clyde Donovan

Sorry to break it to ya,but he probably would (unless you understand him and shit then no)

Token Black

No rich boi is happy with you

Butters Scotch

nononononononono

Scott malkinson

No

Wendy Testaberger

Hmmm no

Bebe Stevens

N o  y o u  d u m b  h o e