South Park Boyfriend Scenarios/One-Shots

They meet you for the first time(Hero/villian persona)

(hero/villian personas)

Eric(Coon)
"Hey what the hell are you doing out so late? As the coon it's now my responsibility to take you home!"

eric knows who you are so obviously he's gonna be more worried about you than actual crime

Kyle(Human Kite)
"Whoa!! Hey get away from here! This is a very dangerous area!!- wait, you're trying to help? W-we can handle it citizen!! Go home!"

he mostly just takes you home

Stan(Toolshed)
"Holy shit!! Are you okay? Chaos hurt you didn't he? I swear when I see him- whatever how about we get you out of here? C'mon!"

he really cares about you, and seeing you hurt? that made him kinda maybe ready to kill

Kenny(Mysterion)
"Uh- hey citizen,you know those bullies from earlier? I took care of them,they won't be messing with you again"

he has a soft spot for you, literally. but he mostly scares anyone who hurts you or tries to hurt you

Craig(Super Craig)
"Oh,uhm hey let me get you out of these ropes, are you okay?"

super craig is mega soft I swear,he unties you and makes sure you leave safe

Tweek(Wonder Tweek)
"Ahh!! Get back! We don't need you around the fighting area!!"

You still stayed anyway and got hurt,Tweek immediately took you to his house and patched you up

Token(Tupperware)
"Do not fear for tupperware is here-"

he fell down and couldn't get up, you helped him and he got really embarrassed

Clyde(Mosquito)
"Mosquitooo to the rescue!!!!"

yeah he saved you from chaos and you had to thank him by taking him to raisins

Butters (Professor Chaos)
"Ooh! Golly you're pretty, wanna work with me in crime??"

he asked it so sweetly you couldn't say no, then you went through so much fighting-

Scott (Captian Diabetes)
"Captian diabetses!!! I will stlop you villain!!"

he did stop them and save you, you helped him find his insulin

Wendy (Call girl)
"Call girl here to take out your internet!"

she scared away everyone that was ganging up on you,they really care about their internet

I don't think bebe has one so bye-