South Park Boyfriend Scenarios/One-Shots

How they react to you moving away.

Eric Cartman

"What, you're moving?? Where? Why??"
Super upset about it, but knows you can't control it.

Kyle broflovski

"Oh..why? And where? Can you still contact me?"
Freaks out a little, wondering if you'd go and find a different boyfriend. But gets over it after you reassure him 50000 times.

Stan Marsh

"Okay, but we're doing long distance, and I need to know if you have any guy friends."

Kenneth McCormick

"Okay, but I won't be able to contact you..."
Does his best to afford something to contact you with, you gave him all your social medias and your phone number, so when he does get something he'll be able to contact you.

Craig Tucker

"Alright, cool, where to?"
Wants pictures of the place 24/7 and loves video calling with you.

Tweek Tweak

"O..Oh, okay!! Just, don't leave me after that, I'd still love to stay your boyfriend, don't leave me."
Overthinks the entire thing and worries about you 24/7.

Clyde Donovan

"Oooo where??"
When you actually move away he realizes that you actually MOVED away, and is sad.

Tolkien Black

"Hm, need money for it? No? Okay, where you moving to?"
Sends you gifts about every day because he misses you.

Butters Stotch

"Oh shucks, you'll still play hello kitty adventure island with me, right?"
Is almost always on the game with you, so he can at least play with you while calling.

Scott Malkinson

"Oh Kay, have fun, where you moving to?"
Has video call date nights, cause he begged his dad for a phone.

Wendy Testaburger

"Oh alright, just contact me!"
Actually super upset.

Bebe Stevens

"Alright, hope you enjoy where you'll live at"
Crys over it every night

All of the goth kids

"Whatever"
Actually sad about it.

Pip

"Oh, well alright then!!"
Kinda sad

Damien

"Okay"
Would never show it or admit it, but he's upset over it.