Hadrian's POV
Another Wednesday another song.. I've beeping having nightmares well flashbacks to when I was with the Dursley de we divided to write a song about that.
(Song at the top)
I was born in a messed up century
My favourite flavoured sweets are raspberry and amphetamines
I bought a car, a Beretta age sixteen
I brush my teeth with bleach
'Cause I ain't got time for cavities
My uncle put a gun to my head
Said "if you kiss a girl I'm gonna shoot you dead"
So I tied him up with gaffa tape
And I locked him in a shed
Then I went out to the garden
And I fucked my best friend
'Cause my
High hopes are getting low because
these people are so old
The way they think about it all
If I tried I would never know
My high hopes are getting low
But I know I'll never be alone
It's alright
we'll survive
'Cause 'family' ain't always right
Put a toaster in my bath
Watch my aunt and uncle laugh
See a thousand volts go through the son
they wish they never had
They told me casual affection leads to sexual infection
But it's hard to get an erection
When you're so used to rejection
Yeah, the teacher fucked the preacher
But then he had to leave her
Had to wash away the sins
Of a male cheerleader
Hi, nice to meet ya, got nothing to believe in
So let me know when my breathing stops
'Cause my
High hopes are getting low because
these people are so old
The way they think about it all
If I tried I would never know
My high hopes are getting low
But I know I'll never be alone
It's alright, we'll survive
'Cause 'family' ain't always right
Tic, tock, stop the clock
Because I got the feeling that I'm gonna get shot
Tic, tock, stop the clock
Because I got the feeling that I'm gonna get shot
My
High hopes are getting low because these people are so old
The way they think about it all
If I tried I would never know
My high hopes are getting low
But I know I'll never be alone
It's alright, we'll survive
'Cause 'family' ain't always right
Every time I said family I used bracets just to give hints to Dumbledore.
As normal they watched us like we were Crazy.
After dinner Luna and I apperated back to my old house.
I busted the door in and walked into the dining room where they were.
"Hello old family." I said creepily.
"What are you doing here freak." Luna scowled at what my 'uncle' said.
She turned to me. "How about we have a competition."
"What would that be, my dear." I smirked.
"We see how good we can separate the body." She smirked at how the Dursley got scared. "We'll put them in different piles and whoever did the best gets to drink the blood of the fat guy." She pointed at Vernon.
"Your on." I challenge. She grabbed Dudley and I grabbed petunia.
After about two hours we both were finished. We checked who and Luna won. She happily drank Vernon. We went back to school and changed our clothes.
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