Blind Date #35 with Ancient Pyrrhia

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Luna: WE HAVE ONE FROM Verasu_is_Crescenta!!!!

All of Pyrrhia: Who?

Luna: She/he is asking FATHOM

Fathom: *Was enchanting a coconut for some reason* Wot?? *Coconut falls on Blob*

Blob: Sfaflhaskdufsbdu

Indigo: BLOOOOOOOB

Fathom: Upps.

Luna: and FATHOM is dating- *Snickers* Albatross!

Fathom: WTF?????? NOOOOOOOOOOO-

Luna: BRING HIM UP

Fathom: NOOOOOO-

All the SeaWings + some SkyWings cuz Albatross killed Sunset: NOOOOO-

Albatross: *Appears in a poof* Huuuuuuh? Where the F*** am I?

Luna: Senior, I HIGHLY recommend you say beep when you swear because there are dragonets under the age of thirteen.

Winter: I'm six and I'm already a warrior!

Hazel: I'm six and I'm sort of the queen of two tribes!

Glory: I'm seven and I AM the queen of two tribes!

Sunny: I'm seven and I'm a teacher!

Tsunami: I'm seven and I'm awesome! :D

Glory: Shut up Tsunami.

Luna: I'm TALKING about these kids. *Points at Bumblebee, Auklet, and Cliff* 

Albatross: I'm about two thousand years old and I can swear. So baBOOM.

Bumblebee: baBOOOOOOOOOOOOM :D

Crowd: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Luna: You know what? Let's just have the show begin.

Fathom: >.<

Albatross: Hi grandson.

Indigo: :O So PATRONIZING

Albatross: It's called a friendly greeting purple dragon.

Indigo: I'M INDIGO COLORED! IT'S IN THE NAME.

Albatross: *Ignore* Did you SeaWings finish the Summer Palace? Or should I say, did the Summer Palace finish itself?

Modern Day SeaWings: *Wince*

Fathom: *WINCES THE MOST* Uh YEAH! It's AWESOME! ':D

All the SeaWings: *Facetalon*

Indigo: *Hisses in Fathom's ear* That has GOT to be the world's worst lie ever.

Fathom: I think he believed me though!

Albatross: *Did not believe one word Fathom just said* *Has an 'Evil what-the-what-did-my-grandson-just-say' Look on his face*

Fathom: *is taking steps back, visibly nervous*

Albatross: *sees this* WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT THE WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT-

Luna: Sir, stop stretching your 'T's. They don't need any more exercising. 

Albatross: *Does not listen* ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GRANDSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DOINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG?????????????????

Luna: Okay now you're just doing it to annoy us right?

Crowd: WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Luna: You have GOT to be effing KIDDING ME

Fathom: *Seizes the chance and darts off stage.*

SeaWings: YEAH GO FATHOM WOOHOO

SkyWings: Never thought we would say this but- GET AWAY YEAH ATTA BOY GO GO GO WOOOHOOOOOO

Sorry this took SO long. Two reasons why: School. Ugh. Our trimester is almost over, and of course, this gives teachers a great reason to throw essays and tests at us! 2: I have COMPLEATLY run out of funny ideas! >.<

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