Blind Date #22 with Pyrrhia and Pantala

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Luna: Hello everyone!

Winter: NO. Spare meeeeeeeeee.

Luna the Second: You are the one who stole my name!

Luna:....No, I was born first.

Luna the Second: SO WHAT?! I have FIRE.

Luna: I know kung  Fu, Tae Kwan do, boxing and karate.

Winter: I have absolutely no idea what those are.

Luna the Second: Same.

Luna: *grabs Luna the Second by the wrist and judo flips her over*

Luna: We are done. Winter and Luna the Second, you two will be dating, because KatzRuleMeow wants you to.

Winter: NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............................................

Luna the Second: NO. I WILL NOT OBEY SOMEONE WHO FLIPS ME OVER LIKE A RAG DOLL.

Luna: Let the show begin!

Winter: What is a rag doll?

Luna the Second: Dunno. :P

Winter: I will just assume it's a frog and move on.

Luna the Second: Or a pig.

Winter: Or a cow.

Luna the Second: Or a chicken.

Winter: Or a walrus.

Luna the Second: What in the world is a walrus?

Winter: The dumbest thing in the history of History.

Luna the Second: You mean the second.

Winter: 😕?

Luna the Second: After you. Hehe.

Winter: *CENSORED*

Luna the Second: You MONSTER!

Winter: EXCOOOSE ME??

Luna the Second: *Tackles Winter and starts to fight*

Winter: HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH THE PRINCE OF THE ICEWINGS.

Luna the Second: HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH ME, THE GREATEST SILKWING EVER??

Luna: Getting a little tense are we here? *Separates them and sends them off.*

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