Me: connie I am so sorry but yeah you were right about that titan it was your mother.
Connie: b-but how
Violet: it was Zeke when wall rose was breached
Levi: so that monkey I almost killed was Zeke
Lucas: yep
Me: baby can you answer their questions I want to cuddle
Violet: sure . Lucas you can cuddle with them while I answer their questions
Lucas: sure come on babe let's go cuddle
Me: yay*says in a tired voice
L&M: bye you guys
Violet: now what are your questions
Levi: how the hell did she even turn into a titan in the first place
Violet: Erens brother and because I didn't care about his brother that much I forgot his name (no but seriously what is his name)
Sasha: so your saying their trying to turn people from paradise into titans now also
Violet: yeah sucks but true
Eren: wait but what about the other people in Connie's village what happened to them all
Violet: I don't know the answer to that question but any others
Connie: how could she talk to me
Violet: they were still figuring out how to turn us into titans well I think at least I don't really know but that's what I think any ways.
Now i need you to answer one of my questions before we get back to yours.Annie: ok what is it
Mikasa: what is it
Violet: Who the fuck keeps raiding the fucking fridge and who is taking care of the kids.
Sasha: I raided the fridge that I did do but who is taking care of the kids.
Annie: yeah because armin is giving birth to his kids so who is it
Violet: yeah because jean is having a panic attack if armin is ok or not.
Levi: whose turn was it to watch my fucking kids!
Historia: it was armins but we all didn't know he was going to give birth today. So who the hell is taking care of the kids please tell their not alone.
Hange: hello but why did no one come help me with the fucking kids
Levi: you left my kids with her
Eren: I trust you hange so please tell me you did not experiment on my kids
Henge: hell no their kids like I mean I would on you eren but because I know you can handle them not so sure.
Levi: thank asashi but please don't ever experiment on my kids or else i will murder you with out hesitation
Hange: to be fair i just wanted blood samples because is one of them has the attack,founding, war hammer titan so it would be better to see who does so you can train them to control it.
Eren: she is right but that is all your doing to my kids
Connie: yeah because if armin knew about all this he would kill you
Jean: armin heard what you said so hange be prepared to die tomorrow is what he said
Annie: well that was your fault
Hange: but this time it was for a good cause .
Jean: well also the kids are born and its twins.
Violet: congrats but remember armin said he also wanted to adopt another child after the others are a bit older so be prepared for that in about a year or two jean
Annie: can I shove sasha down the hole in the backyard
Violet: you mean the one that leads to the core of the earth
Annie: yes but also she ate my fucking ice cream so now I don't get ice cream and had my own daughter eat it instead of me.
Mikasa: well that was your fault but any way what are their names jean
Jean: mikayla and Austin
Sasha: I call being the baby sister
Jean: sorry mikasa already took that roll.
Sasha: fine I'll be the aunt
Jean: ok then also don't be so loud armin needs his rest
Levi: he's lucky he didn't have 5
Eren : well that was my fault for fucking you so much
Levi: yeah and you owe me
Mikasa: you should have never said that
Eren: fine if you want your reward come here
Connie: don't it's a trap
Me: ok eren stop we don't have enough time for any more kids right now
Eren: fine
Levi:thank you
Me: now connie you do know we could make a syrup to turn your mother back
Connie: really yeah
Me: Hange!!!! Get your ass over here
Hange: yes
Me: can you make a syrup to turn Connie's mother back into a human please
Hange: oh I already made it but I haven't tested it out yet so all we need to do is tap another titan and see if it works
Me: ok then... *teleports a titan into the basement or hanges lab. Ok it's down there just see if it works
Hange: ok
Me: and the mother is there also hange the one you test it on is the one in the glass box
Hange: got it
10 mins later
Hange: it works!!!!
Me: good now do the same thing with Connie's mom
Hange: got it
Connie's mom: hello darling
Connie: Mom!!* runs to his mother
Me: sorry to end the happy moment but can you please rate
Sasha: fine 3
Connie: 4 I got my mom back
Levi: 4
Eren: 3
Mikasa: 3
Annie: 4
Me: so 3 -4
Everyone: yes
Me: well bye guys now... Go to sleep assholes except for Connie's mother you are fine
Connie's mom: that's fine dear
Author's note:
So yeah I'm almost done with the book I'm so happy I could scream. And thank you for all the views this story has gotten so far. I am also working on 3 books so updates might be slow but also on one of them will be a lot of new characters but it tells you who is who. But yeah thanks and sorry for not posting on this story for awhile. Also is your parents stress you out put a f in the chat. Because SAME!!! Well bye my little demons stay safe and never stop smiling bye.
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HumorWhy I made this because I am bored. Also I'm not in class right now because my thing is not working. I am so lucky today any way yay.