To Be A Hero

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"American cuisine begins and ends with cheeseburgers"

"It's like nobody appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them"

"Give me a scotch. I'm starving."

"What's a yank? TONY STOP LAUGHING WHAT IS IT?!"

"I told you. I don't want to join your super secret boy band."

"You absolute Wally"
"I'm sorry I'm a what?"

"My accents not even that strong, you should hear yours!"

"I don't think you could tie your shoes without me."

"How have you not died from an overdose of coffee?"

"How about no"

"Oh my darling it's true. Beautiful things have dents and scratches too"

"Revenge? That sounds way to harsh. I like to call it returning the favour"

"All I want is a bloody cup of tea, is that too much to ask?"

"I am iron man"

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