Champions group chat

Leprechauns day (Part 2)

Revali: Link, sense you're a leprechaun, you gotta grant one of my wishes

Link: I'M NOT A LEPRECHAUN, just stop it 

Revali: Never, I will prove to everyone that you are a leprechaun

Link: I don't have an Irish accent, and I don't even speak most of the time when I'm out with someone else, and I don't have green clothing to wear so no, I am not a leprechaun

Mipha: Come on Revali, stop making him mad

Revali: Look at the protective girlfriend

Mipha: O///////O

Revali: Something wrong?

Mipha: No

Urbosa: Dang, Rev just chill out

Revali: No, I'm going to get Link to become a leprechaun

Zelda: Link is not a leprechaun, he would've told me as we travel together all the time

System: Revali and Link are ghosted

Revali: If you don't grant my wish, I will break you and Mipha up

Link: Is that blackmailing or what

Revali: Yes it is, now grant me my wishes

Link: Fine, I'm a Leprechaun. Fiddle de dee, tell me your wishes three

Revali: For my first wish, I wish to be Rich

Link: Wish granted

Revali: For my second wish, I wish I was better than everyone else

Link: Wish granted

Revali: For my final wish, I wish I was the king of hyrule

Link: Wish granted

System: Ghosting has been turned off

Zelda: Why is Revali here?!?!?!

Link: I granted him a wish, and he wished to be the king of Hyrule

Mipha: YoU wHaT nOw?!?!?!

Daruk: So Link is a leprechaun

Link: It is true

Zelda: Why didn't you tell us?

Link: Because if I told you, you'd always be asking me for stuff, and it was kinda embarrassing

Mipha: We're not all as greedy as you think

Link: I'm gonna fix this

Impa: You better, I'm not bowing down to the feathered b-

Urbosa: Yo Impa, chill out, it's only Revali, what's the worst he could do?

System: Group chat closed