Champions group chat

Special guest (including me)

Paragon: Hellos??

Zelda: Who are u?

Paragon: Hi, I'm Paragon, nice to meet ya

Zelda: I'm Zelda, nice to meet you

Revali: Who the h- is this?

Mipha: Revali, stop being rude

Revali: I'll stop when you get pregnant

Mipha: O/////O

Revali: What's the matter huh?

Paragon: Chill out Rev, for just a moment

Revali: Ugh fine

Paragon: So, how's everyone doing?

Daruk: Fine, but I'm a bit skeptical of you

Paragon: Why?

Daruk: Because no-one invited me

Paragon: I was invited, right after Link and Mipha got exposed

Mipha: Oh, you saw that

Paragon: How embarrassing

Mipha: Yeah, it honestly was embarrassing

Paragon: So, what do you guys wanna talk about?

Revali: What are we all proud of?

Mipha: Sidon killed a Lizalfo, I'm very proud

Revali: I finished the 4 targets trial

Daruk: I killed a igneo talus 

Link: I was appointed as Zelda's personal knight

Zelda: I finally unlocked my sacred power

Urbosa: I don't even know what I'm proud of

Paragon: Tough

System: Paragon has been permanently added to the group chat

Urbosa: Paragon, tell us about you

System: Paragon left the group chat

Revali: Well, I guess he's gone!

Impa: What did I miss

Link: Some person named Paragon came in 

Zelda: I think I've gotten used to him

Mipha: Yeah, me as well

System: Group chat closed