Daruk: I have an announcement to make!
Zelda: What is it?
Daruk: I'm more depressed than a colorless duck
Revali: That was a horrible metaphor
Daruk: Wow
Link: Why are you depressed?
Daruk: I'm coming down with the Flu and I don't have money
Mipha: Dang, your at the bottom of a deep hole Daruk
Daruk: Yeah, I know I am
Revali: Do you want us to help or what?
Daruk: No, I don't expect you guys to help
Link: Why not
Daruk: Oh, because um
Urbosa: He's too depressed, he can't even finish his own sentence
Revali: Anyways, let's get on with our day
System: Daruk left the group chat
Zelda: Tough, I wonder why he left
Link: Probably because he doesn't want our help
Mipha: Yeah, maybe
Zelda: You guys wanna have a picnic sometime?
Link: Sure
Revali: Why not
Urbosa: I've got nothing better to do
Impa: I'm down
Zelda: Alright, see ya then
Impa: I gotta go, bye!
Zelda: Bye Impa, cya later!
Link: I'm looking forward to Easter, aren't you?
Zelda: I am
Revali: I mean, Easter isn't really that important of a holiday, is it?
Link: Well, I guess Revali doesn't enjoy Easter
Revali: No I'm not, people hunt for eggs, and birds lay eggs do they not? So, yeah
Link: I mean, I guess it makes sense
Zelda: Yeah
Mipha: I have to go, domain matters
Link: Cya later Mipha
Revali: Bye Mipha
Link: So, when's your wedding Revali?
Revali: Urbosa and I haven't planned that far ahead yet
Link: Ahh
Revali: Oh, I know what's going on here
Link: Karma
Revali: 😡😡😡
Link: Ha
Zelda: Alright guys, cya later
System: Group chat closed
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Champions group chat
RandomIn the title. Your favorite lovable champions are back at it again. What's the worst that can happen? Featuring Revali, Mipha, Link, Urbosa, Daruk, and last but not least Zelda
