FavreMySabre incorrect quotes/random stuff

SS casts as jokes from my class

Sabre: *walks into the living room and sees the bad guys laughing* What happened?
Dark: Elemental he- *wheeze* he- tried to put in a code for Lunar's lockscreen password *the bad guys weezing*- and it didn't work XD
Sabre: let me see, the new one is too short what did you put in?
*more wheezez from the bad guys*
Elemental: .............my d!ck...
Sabre: *wheeze*

                             ~Next!!!~

Prof. Red: *sees water under his desk (he's sitting at his desk by the way)* can someone clean that up?! I'm working on a potion.
Purple: I will
Prof. Red: thanks
*Purple goes under the desk to cleen up the water*
Yellow: *walks in* Damn Purple, checking the Proffesor out from underneath ay?~
Purple: I-IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!!!- *blushing*
Prof. Red: *also blushing*
Yellow: sure, sure~

                             ~Next!!!~

Shadow: *anoying Dark*
Dark: why do you have to be such an a*s you a*s?!
Nightmare: XD
Dark: *realises what he said* ._.
Shadow & Nightmare: *laughing their a*ses off*
Dark: *blushing of flustrarion*

                             ~Next!!!~

*After the meeting of the Nightmare family (Consists of: Nightmare, Dark, Hypno, Shadow, Positive & Negative)*
Shadow: finnaly!- I'm gone- bye! *leaves the room, but stands outside the door thinking he forgot something*
Hypno: Did it just get colder..?
Positive & Negative: *in sync* yeah it did...
Hypno: nevermind, Shadow just left-
Nightmare & Dark: pfff-
Positive & Negative: *cackling*
Hypno: *holding back of bursting out laughing*
Shadow: *enters the room again* WHAT THE FU-

                             ~Next!!!~

Lunar: *walks in to the livingroom to see the Plague and  Faceless arguing while Ghost is laughing in on the couch* What is happening?-
Ghost: they- *wheeze* they are arguing on which one of them has a bigget d!ck- *another loud wheeze*
Lunar: what the f- *wheeze*
Faceless & Plague: *still arguing*

Another thing that I didn't know how to use in this story is that every time our teacher is late my classmates go out of the classroom to see when they are coming and they come back in a SPRINT, A LEGIT SPRINT to get back inside the classroom before the teacher sees, and when said teacher is in their own class, they go out again and they keep doing this until our teacher is here, but it's like half of my classmates that go out, so it's like everyone wheezing like a teacettle and half of the class is panting and the teacher is like wtf but doesn't question anything-
XD
Does this happen to anyone else or just my class??? 😂😂