Happy Birthday Bitchass

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ItsYaBoyd: Matt
Damnitswilds: Dan
DWymack: David
Thebetterminyard: Andrew
Theheterocousin: Aaron
ILikeMeat: Nicky
Infantidiot: Neil
BatshitBi: Allison
Angellesbian: Renee
sExy: Kevin

Infantidiot: Hi, yes hello. Can someone explain to me why there's a stack of clothes in my bunk?

BatshitBi: Happy Birthday

Infantidiot: my birthday was 3 months ago

sExy: Christ

BatshitBi: Call it an 'let's not stab Allison's eyes out every time you step outside' belated present

Infantidiot: what

BatshitBi: Neil you are my child and as said child you have to look good. I will not aloud my child to walk around in shaggy clothes. That is unacceptable.

Infantidiot: My clothes are fine?

Thebetterminyard: no

Infantidiot: um half of them are yours

ILikeMeat: -gasp-

Theheterocousin: haha bitch

Thebetterminyard: Did you just call my style horrible Neil?

Infantidiot: I literally never said that

Thebetterminyard: did you just bash my style Neil?

Infantidiot: you are b l i n d

ItsYaBoyd: NEIL S T O P

Damitswilds: who's planning the funeral

ILikeMeat: definitely me and Ali

BatshitBi: y e s

Thebetterminyard: Neil

Thebtterminyard: precious Neil

Infantidiot: Andrew

Theheterocousin: gross

ILikeMeat: AARONNN SHHHH

Angellesbian: Andrew don't do anything mean

Thebetterminyard: Renee! Lovely for you to join!

Damnitswilds: Minyard don't hurt him

Thebetterminyard: I would never

Infantidiot: I'm confused

Theheterocousin: as per usual

Infantidiot: Aaron yet again nobody is talking to you

TtsyaBoyd: Andrews coming up the stairs

Infantidiot: that's so nice for him

BatshitBi: Neil do you want to die

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