'Peter-Man'

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Peter's pov
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Peter had just wanted to stop a mugging before he went over Ned's but the dude just had to stab him. In the stomach at that!

'I'll just text Ned and tell him' he thought to himself.

Peter
Ned I dont thunk i cant make it
Im knda bledig out
But ima patch mysf up
And thn we cn fix the spidy suit

???
Uhm what?

Peter
Ned yu kno wt im taking ab
Frendy neiborhod Peter-Man
Dangit i ment Spider-Man

???
Uh
No.

Peter
Wym 'No.'

???
This isn't ned sorry 'Peter-Man'

Peter
DANGIT
Well now you know my secret

???
Guess I do seems like
you got patched up

Peter
Ye, it took a min but I'm used to it
But now you have to tell me who you are

???
No❤

Peter
O me Thor
U kno me language!

???
Ig so

Peter
But ur old?

???
If you consider 26 old then ig so

Peter
Wait Ms Mr Mrs or Mx?

???
Ms

Peter
Oh my Thor I am so sorry for calling you old ma'am you are nowhere near old

Ms. Goddess
Uh, thanks?
Would you have said something different if I were a guy?

Peter
Yes because women are queens,
Goddesses to be worshipped
And if you were a dude I would simply tell you to perish

Ms.Goddess
Thx Peter-Man
But I g2g my friend won't leave me alone

Peter-Man
Ok, bai Ms. Goddess! :)
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Natasha's pov
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"Clint get out of the vents!" I scream suddenly and hear a muffled scream and a crash.

I walk into Tony's lab and scare him making him fall out of his chair.

"Damn it, Nat!" The scientist yelped.

"Hey, Tony I need you to track this number," I say as I put my phone on his cluttered workstation.

"Fine Jeez." He says grabbing his computer.

I watch him type for a few minutes and then he swipes up and all of Peter's information shows up as a hologram.

Peter Benjamin Parker

Birthdate: 8/10/05Age: 15Education: Midtown School of ScienceGuardian: Mary & Richard Parker (deceased) Ben Parker (Deceased) May Parker (???)

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Birthdate: 8/10/05
Age: 15
Education: Midtown School of Science
Guardian: Mary & Richard Parker (deceased) Ben Parker (Deceased) May Parker (???)

"Damn this kid has been through it," Tony says.

I just stare at the picture pick up my phone and walk away.

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