reader x basically everyone i found hot in miraculous because im touch deprived

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" well would you look at that"

" you know that thing I hate most is liars but you seem alright darling"
 
"Nice to finally meet you doll"
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"Y/n darling, have you finished packing your flight leaves in two  hours."

"Yes Michael, I finished along time ago"

"Your mother would like it if you sat with her at dinner tonight"

"Tell her I will be down in a minute"

"Very well Ms.Y/n"

"Michael you know I told you to call me Y/n it's alright"
"Yes Ms. Y/n, I mean Y/n"

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You know I really wish I didn't get on that flight because as soon as It landed I was bombarded with crazy people.

"Y/n!!, Y/n are you excited to be in paris"
"Y/n are you single"
" Y/n what is your opinion on child birth"

Shawty wtf did you just ask
I turn and look at the reporter
"I personally believe that we should just stop having children you know but I guess that's just me"
I said with a straight face
The reporter was not pleased with my answer oh well
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"Hello class meet our new student who flew here all the way from America" Mrs. Bustier says with a smile
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"Ms. I have to sit in the front because of my hearing issues" a girl with dark brown hair says in a annoying voice.
"Well I have to sit in front for my hearing issues" a girl with blue hair and pig tails says

"Ridiculous utterly ridiculous"

"Well would you look at that" I say
The class turns and looks at me
"Oh no don't mind me, I just think that if they both have hearing issues they shouldn't sit next to each other ,unless they are both lying and only wanna sit next to Mr.pretty boy"
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"Ugh marinette pushed me down the stairs"
"What no I didn't"
"Mari we can see that you clearly did"
These people are idiots
It's so obvious that she's faking it but I guess I'll play along
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"Hi I'm lila, and I'm like so famous and besties with ladybug" she flutters her eyes
"You know that the thing I hate most is liars" I lift up her chin
"But you seem alright darling "
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An akuma attack, we had to go home for a akuma attack
How fun
I look out my balcony,
Oh wow ladybug and chat noir it's kinda funny you know
They look familiar
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I'm walking no I'm running
I'm running away cus some crazy fan held me up and now the akuma caught up to us, so now I'm running
And oh someone just picked me up
Well hello sir
Awooga
You are very attractive
"I'm chat noir, and I know you have fallen for my irresistible charm but right now I have to get you somewhere safe"

"Well hello chat noir, it's nice to finally meet you doll"
He drops me
"Hello bugaboo I definitely wasnt falling for someone other than you"
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