" DID YOU JUST GET STABBED?!"
"Huh?" looks down " Oh wait, I did."
"HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?!?!"
"I dunno. This feels like a tickle, honestly. Or an itch. Which reminds me, I got this really bad itch yesterday on my lower back. Couldn't get it. It drove me crazy for an hour and a half- "
"Let's-let's go back to the fact that you've been stabbed in the chest butt, for some strange reason, you aren't dead. "
"Probably because you all wouldn't survive without me."
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The Big Bad Book of Prompts
HumorThis is mostly going to be a prompt book for the beginning's of stories or ideas I've never gotten around to writing. You're welcome to use them for a story- I just expect a bit of credit. More inside! ***** (Updates once every two weeks)
