Genshin Impact Chatfics

Mona needs mora

Xingqiu: bookworm
Chongyun: licky licky my popsicle
Lisa: Jean pls fuck me
Jean: I shall not Lisa
Diluc: emo 1
Kaeya: Chilly sexy horndog
Xiao: emo 2
Venti: Ariana venti
Bennett: only rocks love me
Razor: GRRR BARK BARK AWOOGA
Aether: my sisters missing
Albedo: contact me if klee blows up your house
Lumine: my brothers missing
Amber: outrider Amber gliding in
Mona: go fund me
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Pls give me mora i will love you forever GC
Bookworm: hello my humble dear acquaintances I hope you all have a blessed day
Only rocks love me: hey what's with the group chat name?
My sisters missing: Mona wants a new pair of shoes just wait for keqing to chase her again
Emo 1: no
Emo 2: no
// emo 1, emo 2 is offline //
Licky licky my popsicle: hi qiuqiu :3
Bookworm: hi yunyun :D
Ariana venti: lol whipped asf
Bookworm: :(
Licky licky my popsicle: venti what's your address just asking for a friend.
Contact me if Klee blows up your house: I'm muting this group chat because unlike you guys, me and aether are trying to study for the exam next week
Jean pls fuck me: stfu albedo we all know aether is probably giving you z blowjob to you rn
Ariana venti: LMFAO WHY IS THAT SO TRUE THO
Ariana venti: wait who's that outside my house
Ariana venti: AKXJAJXJ CHONGYUN WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
// emo 2 is online //
Emo 2: Chongyun hurt him I dare you
Licky licky my popsicle: ugh fine
Emo 2: -_-
// emo 2 is offline //
Ariana venti: thank you xiao ;-;
// emo 2 is online //
Emo 2: :)
// emo 2 is offline //
bookworm: AKXJAJX DID I JUST SEE A SMILING XIAO
licky licky my popsicle: lol whipped for venti
outrider Amber gliding in: lol stfu chongyun I saw you glaring at everyone who got close to xingqiu the other day at the park
Licky licky my popiscle: I'm gonna choke you
outrider Amber gliding in: you sure about that cause that's kinda kinky my dude
Licky licky my popsicle: I SWEAR TO GOD WKXJSJXHD
// licky licky my popsicle is offline //
bookworm: I had to take his phone away sorry!
// bookworm is offline //
Jean pls fuck me: and then they fucked all night long
I shall not Lisa: please keep this chat rated pg
Jean pls fuck me: only if you fuck me to sleep Jean~~~
I shall not Lisa: please stop...
Jean pls fuck me: ara ara~~~
I shall not Lisa: oh fuck it
// I shall not Lisa and Jean pls fuck me is offline //
outrider Amber gliding in: Jean didn't even try to restrain herself 😭
// GRRR BARK BARK AWOOGA is online //
GRRR BARK BARK AWOOGA: ruff ruff ruff
only rocks love me: awwww thank you razor I love you too
GRRR BARK BARK AWOOGA: :3
only rocks love me: :3
chilly sexy horndog: see diluc babe can we have a cute relationship as them
// emo 1 is online //
emo 1:..........
Chilly sexy horndog: ;(
emo 1: AKXSJJXJS
// emo 1 and chilly sexy horndog is offline //
outrider Amber gliding in: wow I feel so single
// my brothers missing is online //
my brothers missing: I see how it is
outrider Amber gliding in: WAIT NININO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
// my brothers missing is offline //
outrider Amber gliding in: WAIT COME BACK LUMINE I LOVE YOU
// emo 2 is online //
emo 2: lol you fucked up
// bookworm is online //
bookworm: nah shut up xiao I saw you and venti making out on the roof yesterday
emo 2: I- I thought we wouldn't speak of that again
bookworm: oh you said that? My bad LMFAO
bookworm: wait- ALXJAJXJ
bookworm: this is chongyun texting on MY boyfriends phone so please don't disturb our 'session'
emo 2: I'm- bye
// bookworm and emo 2 is offline //
only rocks love me: wait what in the heck did I just read
GRRR BARK BARK AWOOGA: Razor wants cuddles from Benny :3
only rocks love me: alright razor ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
// GRRR BARK BARK AWOOGA and only rocks love me is offline //
go fund me: so y'all wanna give me mora?
go fund me: pls?
go fund me: omg I bet they're all fucking rn
go fund me: I feel so lonely :(