Welcome to Lisa's Horny Café

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Xingqiu: bookworm

Lisa: jean pls fuck me

Diluc: emo 1

Venti: ariana venti

Bennett: only rocks love me

Aether: my sisters missing

Amber: outrider amber gliding in

Zhongli: I am mora

Chongyun: licky licky my popsicle

Jean: I shall not lisa

Kaeya: chilly sexy horndog

Xiao: emo 2

Razor: GRRR BARK BARK AWOOGA

Albedo: contact me if klee blows up your house

Lumine: my brothers missing

Tartaglia: childe

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Bad to the Bottom GC

// jean pls fuck me and 6 others are online //

jean pls fuck me: Hello my horny whores

my sisters missing: Bitch please your the horniest one out of all of us

outrider amber gliding in: Aether shut the fuck up you have more kinks than of all us combined

my sisters missing: ITS NOT ME AND MY BOYFRIENDS FAULT FOR BEING EXPERIMENTAL DURING SEX

I am mora: I would have to agree with Amber here. The other day, Aether asked me for hand cuffs and a leash for something.

bookworm: pls your formality in your text messages is killing me

jean pls fuck me: anyways is everyone here? say "Aethers a kinky hoe" if you are lmao

bookworm: Aethers a kinky hoe

I am mora: Aethers a kinky hoe

only rocks love me: Aethers a kinky hoe

emo 1: Aethers a kinky hoe

ariana venti: Aethers a kinky hoe

outrider amber gliding in: Aethers a kinky hoe

my sisters missing: I fucking hate all of you

jean pls fuck me: anyways I summoned you all here for a reason

jean pls fuck me: I bought a maid café and I want all of you to work there

jean pls fuck me: oh yeah and Noelle is gonna be your manager

jean pls fuck me: heres your uniform ;)

bookworm: I wonder on what yun's gonna think of what I look like in this

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bookworm: I wonder on what yun's gonna think of what I look like in this...

only rocks love me: oh wow um...

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