Who broke it

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Hina: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Ren: ...I did. I broke it.
Hina: No. No you didn't. Kana?
Kana: Don't look at me. Look at Vivian.
Vivian: What?! I didn't break it.
Kana: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Vivian: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Kana: Suspicious.
Vivian: No, it's not!
Zoro: If it matters, probably not, but Void was the last one to use it.
Void: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Zoro: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Void: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Zoro!
Ren: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Hina.
Hina: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Zoro: Hina... Kana's been awfully quiet.
Kana: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Hina, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Hina: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Hina:
Hina: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Fanganronpa, Bandori, FNF, and Cookie Run crossover incorrect quotesWhere stories live. Discover now