Incorrect Quote: Part 2

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REASON WHY THERE ISN'T PART 1 IS BECAUSE PART 1 WAS PUBLISHED ON MY OTHER BOOK BEFORE I'M THINKING ABOUT MAKING IT'S OWN BOOK SO IF YOU GUYS WANT TO READ THE FIRST PART IT'S ON 'CHASING THE DARKNESS' BOOK TITLED MY DAILY LIFE IN ANTI-VOID- BASICALLY IT'S THE SAME NAME AS THIS BOOK CALLED

Zanechi: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Boboiboy: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Rev: I got distracted about halfway through.
OW Fang: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

BEEP! (DON'T PAY ATTENTION ON REV HE'S LYING)

Zanechi: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Boboiboy: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Rev: I personally was created in a lab.
OW Fang: I just straight up spawned lol.

BEEP!

Zanechi: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Boboiboy: What?
Rev: That you're a child.
OW Fang: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

BEEP! (I WAS THINKING ON PUTTING THIS ON MY BIRTHDAY DATE BUT... WHATEVER)

Zanechi: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Boboiboy:
Rev:
OW Fang:
Everyone Else At Zanechi’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Boboiboy: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

BEEP! (DON'T LET THE ADULT PLAYS MONOPOLY... IT'S JUST GETTING MORE INTENSE AND ENDED UP BREAKING YOUR FRIENDSHIP)

Zanechi: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Boboiboy: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Zanechi: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING REV WITH ME
OW Fang, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

BEEP!

Zanechi: Listen, I can explain...
Boboiboy: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?
Rev: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!
OW Fang: You guys are getting paid?

BEEP! (NOT AGAIN REV)

Zanechi: Have you seen a person named 'Reverse' around here?
Boboiboy: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
OW Fang: It looks fine to me?
Boboiboy: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

BEEP! (I MEAN IT'S ALL CORRECT ANSWER)

Zanechi: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Boboiboy: Plane tickets?
Rev: Concert tickets?
OW Fang: Prostitution?
Zanechi, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

BEEP! (EVERY BOBOIBOY EVER)

Zanechi: Yo is Fang sleeping or dead?
Boboiboy: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Rev: Yeah, so did I.
OW Fang: Okay first of all, f**k you-

BEEP! (GUESS WE'RE CREATED NEW TYPE OF LANGUAGE HERE)

Zanechi: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Boboiboy: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Rev?
Rev: Probably “road work ahead”.
OW Fang: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

BEEP!

*Zanechi's helping Boboiboy out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
OW Fang: How does Boboiboy look?
Rev: A little better than you, actually.

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