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You were out on a company retreat in some kind of barn land with your coworkers and boss, while Kurapika was back at your house because he had a few weeks off of work (the spoiled blue marker was sick >:D)

Coworker - so, what was the purpose of us coming here again?

Y\N - It's supposed to help us "adapt" to different scenarios in our lives

Coworker - We're a computer company...

Boss - Alright gang!(you have that kind of boss) Let's get into the barn and start on the hay barrels!

Y\N - I have hayfever tho....

Coworker - good luck in there then

Hours have passed since you've seen Kurapika at 5am to make your way to the retreat, so he decided to text you

Pika

Hey Y\N, how's the retreat?

Y\N

Sucky. We have to shovel hay barrels

Pika

I thought you have hayfever though

Y\N

I do, but the boss thought I was faking it

Pika

Sorry to hear that. When are you coming home?

Y\N

Around 8pm. You want me to pick some food up on the way home?

Pika

Nah, I'll cook

Y\N

Don't do that, you always make a mess. Or burn something.

Pika

I won't this time, I promise

Y\N

Fine, but if I come home to a single stain on the counter, I'm never letting you into the kitchen ever again, and there better not be fire trucks surrounding our house again, understand?

Pika

The fire truck incident only happened because there was a spider on the table

Y\N

I gotta go, we're gonna go learn how to give a horse a pill. 

Pika

That doesn't sound to hard

Y\N

Butt-style

Pika

Oh, well good luck. Ily💕

Y\N

Ily too💖

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