Final Space X Male OC Season 1 New Venture

Ep 2: "Memory is a key"

Gary Narrating: Get ready to turn your brains to viewing mode because, previously on "Final Space x Male OC." Gary just received a Mayday call for none other than Quinn, the super-spicy captain he hasn't stopped thinking about for the past five years. What a loser! Ha ha ha! Oh, and Quinn is on the run from the Infinity Guard? Whoa! We've had our fun. Get ready to have yours.

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H.U.E.: Gary, you have six minutes of oxygen left.

Then he looks at the space as he sees a cookie floating in space.

Gary: It can't be.

Then he reaches towards the cookie.

H.U.E.: What are you doing, Gary?

Gary: What do you think I'm doing? I'm gonna consume its power.

H.U.E.: But opening your helmet will blow out your internals, inducing instantaneous death.

Gary: That's one possible outcome. Another, I eat the cookie, and its power turns me into a majestic space-breathing manticore.

H.U.E.: You will die before you eat the cookie.

Gary: I'm pretty sure I could get it in there before I die.

H.U.E.: That is not possible, Gary.

Gary: I really think I can do it. I'm gonna lob it right in and close the helmet super fast.

He then tries to eat the cookie only the crumbs come out.

H.U.E.: You can't, Gary. No lobbing, no closing, no cookie.

Gary: *Sigh*

Then he let go of the cookie.

Gary: Guess I better tell this one a story in order... for him to remember everything.

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In Galaxy One, Linkin & Avocato were seen sitting as Gary talks to them.

Gary: The greatest love story in the history of the universe is about to blossom forth.

Avocato: Yo, dude, just keep the expectations in check. Quinn hasn't responded to a single message of yours in five years.

Linkin: Yeah, like one time where I call my mom and dad, and they didn't respond to me for while in a phone call.

Gary: People get busy. I'm busy.

Avocato: For 5 years?

Gary: 4 years, 11 months, and 3o days.

Avocato: That's five years, bro.

Gary: maybe it is. Maybe it isn't.

Avocato: It is.

Gary: But it could not be.

H.U.E. opens up a hub of the transporter.

H.U.E.: Disabled transporter is now locked in. Dispatching Sames to secure Quinn.

Gary: Over my hard nipples, H.U.E.! If anyone is saving Quinn, it's me, the captain.

H.U.E.: Gary, for what is the 9,045th time, you are still a prisoner.

Gary: I disagree. As soon as the crap hit the interstellar fan, I became the captain for real.

H.U.E.: Calculating... no.