Sasori and Deidara was fighting in the hideout
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Deidara:"I'm ganna blow you danna, yeah" *says angerly*
Sasori:"I'm sorry Deidara but I'm not gay"
Deidara: *blush* "Wait!, I mean blow you up!"
Hidan:"Oh blondie are you ganna suck a puppet's ass tonight" *laughs*
Deidara:"Shut up!, you guys have dirty minds especially you sasori danna" *Points at Sasori*
Hidan:"Pffftt..Sasori's a fucker"
*holds his breath*
Sasori:" Oh please Hidan, everyone knows that you're a sex monster" *dead panned*
Hidan:"Fuck you Sasori!"
Sasori:"N-no, T-too much" *Drama effect*
Someone appears out of nowhere
Itachi:"What the heck are you guys doing?!"
Deidara:"It's not what yo-
Itachi:"Can i join?"
Everyone looks at Itachi and gave him wtf look
