Sasori,Zetsu,Kisame,Konan,
Tobi and Naruto had gotten outside of Konoha just 5 minutes ago and Naruto had gotten annoyed them already
Naruto:"Just admit it wood you are a uzumaki, believe it"
Sasori: *frowns* "How can you say fox, I'm not a blonde hair like you and were definitely not related"
Naruto:"Uzumaki's has Red hairs, and my hair is blond because I'm special. Some people say that my father was a blondie"
Konan:"Can't argued with that. Uzumaki's do have red hairs"
Sasori: *gets irritated* "So is that means Gaara is an Uzumaki too"
Naruto:"Well if you're not an Uzumaki then I'll just leave then. I'll just be back to Konoha were has the best ramen shop is" *makes a U turn and slowly walking away*
Tobi:"No wait fox, Wood is an Uzumaki!" *runs towards Naruto trying to stop him*
Sasori:"Don't call me wood lollipop"
Tobi:"Tobi is Tobi not lollipop"
Kisame:*sight*"Fox, Wood is an Uzumaki " *looks at Sasori* "Tell him Wood"
Sasori:"You called me Wood, Fish"
Kisame:"You even called me Fish!"
Naruto:"I don't hear Anything"
Everyone looks at Sasori waiting for his Answer
Sasori: "I am an ..'Uzu' 'Maki"
*has dark aura surrounds him*
Konan:"Great now are we good fox?"
Naruto:"Yup, let's go now Paper"
Konan: *whispers to her self* "Don't call me Paper walking fox"
Naruto:"What was that?"
Konan:"Nothing, i mean let's get going now ..hehe"
Naruto:"Ow okey walking Paper lets go I'm hungry
Ramen I'll cone to get you believe it!"
Konan: "grrr"
Zetsu:"Konan can we talk private Faster Walking paper he didn't mean it "
Sasori and Kisame facepalmed
Konan and Zetsu walks a distance between Naruto so he can't hear what they're talking
They keep a distance like
10 meters away
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Konan:"So did you find any Ramen shop?"
Zetsu: "....well..um.."
Konan:"Well?"
Zetsu:"Good news and bad news"
Konan: *had an irritated sign* "Seriously"
Zetsu: "Its your fault w-"
*covers his mouth*
Konan: *brace her self "okey fine, say it"
Zetsu: "Good news we found a shop, bad news it's a dongo shop bitc-" *shuts his mouth*
Konan:"......WHAT!"
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Naruto:"I wonder what are they talking"
Kisame: "Maybe they talking about how they will get rid of you"
Naruto: "Fish please, they maybe talking how I'm being a good boy today, believe it "
*point at Kisane so prideful*
Tobi:*inside his mind*
'Really nigga'
Kisame: "you're so priddy. Reminds me of that blond idiot"
*looks at the other side*
*sight* "Blonds this days"
Konan: "WHAT!"
Tobi: "Why did Konan-chan shout?"
Kisame:"Maybe she screamed because she can't believe how-"
*points at little Naruto*
"-Suicidingly annoying this bastard fox is"
Naruto: "Watch it Fish, you're the annoying one here!"
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Zetsu:"Well you didn't say what shop is it bithch so how can we know wha-" *covers his goddamn mouth from spilling how Stupid Konan bwitch is*
Konan: "I'll rather be called Walking paper than Bitch walking plant"
Zetsu:"Sorry about that ...'paper'....you see black Zetsu is not in the mood right now"
Konan:*glares* "I see"
They walks back at where the 4 idiots are
Konan:"Okey walking fox wer-"
Naruto: "What were you and plant just talk about?"
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