quidditch bitch

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7:34

me: DRACO JUST SAID WE'RE GOING ON A DATE AND I SHOULD BE COMFY WHAT DO I WEAR

Astoria: WHAT OMG YAY

Ginny: Omg he did!
Ginny: how unexpected

me: Gin...
me: i literally saw you two in the library planning something
me: now tell me what the date is

Ginny: i did no such thing

me:

me:

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me:....

Ginny: that is another ginger gryffindor

me: shush now tell me

Ginny: something to do with your favourite sport

Me: GINNY IT BETTER NOT BE QUIDDITCH

Ginny: wait what's the issue with quidditch?

Astoria: GINNY SHE QUIT THE TEAM IN FOURTH YEAR BECAUSE SHE HIT A 7TH YEAR WITH A BLUDGER WHILE THEY WERE PLAYING

Ginny: that's good?

Me: MY POSITION IS CHASER

Ginny: oh

Astoria: THEN EVERYONE CALLED HER THE QUIDDITCH BITCH FOR ALL OF FOURTH AND FIFTH YEAR

Me: Well anyway he's not gonna like me because i'm too aggressive
Me: i mean his loss if he can't like me for me but im still going to be deeply depressed when he rejects me

Ginny: THATS THE SPIRIT
Ginny: kind of

Me: okay so what should i wear

Astoria: BLACK JOGGERS

Ginny: GREEN TANK TOP IM TELLING YOU

Mione: DONT WEAR NICE SHOES THEY WILL GET RUINED

Me: mione?

Mione: yes?

Me: nothing but you never message on here?

Mione: this is important

Me: AWW ILY

Mione: ily too boo

Draco
8:46

Draco: get your broom

Me: kk

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Draco
22:42

Draco: wow
Draco: i think i understand why people called you the quidditch bitch in fourth year

Me: thanks?

Draco: how did you find the snitch before me
Draco: im the best seeker at hogwarts

Me: it was quite easy

Draco: you play dirty dirty
Draco: my entire side hurts

Me: oh come on i barely shoved you

Draco: i have bruises

Me: this is worse than the ferret incident

Draco: ....never talk of that again

Me: yes ferret boy

Draco: okay quidditch bitch

Me: SHUSH

Draco: how about we drop quidditch bitch and ferret boy and go back to Gia and Mon étoile

Me: sounds great mon étoile

Draco: good:)
Draco: i'll be off to bed now
Draco: i had fun

Me: yes totally
Me: we should do this again

Draco: sounds good to me
Draco: night Gia😉

Me: night mon étoile

Me: night mon étoile

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@giovanna.m: Mon étoile was sulking because i caught the snitch and he didn't 😐
tagged: @daddymalfoy

@gin.and.tonic: my hard work payed off

@the.nice.greengrass: TELL ME ALL THE DEETS TOMORROW OKAY
~@giovanna.m: JEHSBSNSBSB OKAY

@pparkinson: he probably let you win
~@pparkinson: quidditch bitch

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