IN THE BEGINNING, there were three guys who were kinda evil, a little stupid, and lil gay for some people. There was the devil-Leonardo DiCaprio
Satan-Pete Wentz
Luciferish-David From New Politics
Now, this is the Devlic Bibleh so we will tell the tale of the many devils. Leonardo. He uhm, has hair, a face, a nose yeah, maybe a body with the hairy face thing, and ARMS! WOW! HE HAS LEGS TOO?!?!1!WHAT A WORLD. Well Leonardo was chillin in his throne poking people with his giant fork. When he stubbed his toe on a rock.
"OW. I WILL BURN YOUR FAMILY. SAY GOODBYE LITTLE ROCK." The rock cried pebbles and Leonardo burned that rock's rock family.
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The Devilic Bibleh
Non-FictionThis is Dallon Weekes Bibleh before he was overthrown by Brendong Urin
