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First Word [chapter 18]

"How do people manage to rock those outfits? Like I can't even pull off sandals," Jirou sweat dropped, a huge smile on her face as she exited the room the fashion show was at, holding onto Kaminari's hand as he carried their child.

"I'm sure you can," Denki complimented, making his wife flush as she playfully hit him.

"Shut up," she mumbled, looking away from him as he and their daughter snickered.

"Do you think I could pull of purple?" you asked Bakugo with sparkles in your eyes, clearly enjoying yourself.

"You could pull off anything," Bakugo mumbled, though it came out incoherently.

"What was that?" you hummed, readjusting Kaito on your side since he was squirming around, making himself slowly slide down your hip.

"Nothing," Bakugo grumbled, searching around the huge room for the table number you were supposed to be sitting at along with Momo, Todoroki, Kiri, Jirou, Mina, and Denki.

"I think we're over there," Mina said while pointing out in the direction she thought the table was.

Kirishima went around that area to check, sending all of you a thumbs up when he found the table. Everybody went over to said table, glad to see chairs for the kids to use.

Bakugo set Hina down in the chair between the two of you, you setting down Kaito on the other side of you. Hina searched around the table, her eyes landing on a knife that was just barely in her reach. She smirked, looking at you and Bakugo to make sure you weren't looking at her, he smirk getting bigger when seeing you were distracted by your friends.

"Hahaha!" Hina cackled, the knife in her hands as she stared at it with a fire in her eyes.

You and Bakugo both quickly snapped your heads towards her, that laugh anything but something you were glad to hear. Both eyes widened when seeing what Hina was holding.

"I can't take my fucking eyes off you for two seconds," Bakugo glared at the baby who looked back at him, a challenging grin on her features.

"It's your turn to deal with the maniac," you said to Bakugo before turning away from him and Hina.

"That's a normal occurrence?" Denki asked wide eyed from the nonchalance you displayed.

"Not specifically with knives, but that baby is destructive," you pursed your lips, nodding at a waiter who filled your cup with champagne.

"How destructive we talking?" Todoroki asked.

"Take how chaotic I was in high school and multiply that by 2," you answered, grabbing your cup and taking a sip, the alcohol immediately giving you a slightly tingly feeling in your throat as it went down.

"That's a total nightmare," Momo shivered, thinking about the many crazy things you did in high school.

"So like, you and me combined?" Todoroki asked.

"Yeah," you nodded.

"I feel sorry for you," he whistled, looking over at Keiko who was watching Hina play with the knife as Bakugo struggled to take it from her, "Keiko is just quiet. And Hiro is talkative, but doesn't cause any trouble."

"Kaito is loud, and I'm sure he'll be causing much trouble when he learns how to walk," you shuddered at the thought.

"Let's not forget about quirks," Mina added.

"I have secured the knife," Bakugo whispered, pushing any utensils in Hina's reach out of the way.

"Butthole," Hina stuck her tongue out at him, a pout evident on her face.

"Say it again and this knife is going down your throat," Bakugo threatened, glaring at Hina who mimicked his expression.

"That's enough of you two," you sighed, grabbing Hina's head and turning it away from Bakugo.

Bakugo said some unholy words under his breath, scowling as he turned his head away and rested his chin on the palm of his hand.

Eventually plates of fancy food for the adults came out, all of it consisting of things within everyone's diet as heroes. There was some substitutions made for those allergic or who don't like certain things, but ultimately everything was the same for everyone. The kids got soft vegetables, more than likely so they were easier to chew.

"Ew," Hina said, pushing away the plate of peas in front of her.

"I knew you would say that," you sighed, reaching under Bakugo's chair where he stashed his bag. You pulled it into your lap, opening the compartment you knew he kept the baby food in. There was baby snack for Hina and some for Kaito, though Kaito also had actual baby food.

"Thanks woman," Hina said upon seeing you pull out the little snacks.

"...Did you just call me 'woman'?" you asked, pausing your movements to look at the fetus. "Where the heck would you get that fro— Bakugo."

The blonde pursed his lips, a bit of nervous sweat coming down his cheek as he deliberately avoided eye contact. He had been caught...

"Yes?" he answered, still not looking at you, his eyes focused on the food in front of him.

"Why is Hina calling me woman?" you asked, a brow raised as you glared at Bakugo.

"I don't know," Bakugo lied, "But man, this food sure looks tasty. Don't you think, Shittyhair?"

"I am not getting involved with your lover's quarrel," Kirishima answered, looking away from the scene.

"Damn you," the ash blonde whispered under his breath.

"Hina, where did you first hear somebody call me woman?" you asked the girl.

"Dad," she pointed at Bakugo who glared at her.

"Stupid brat," he huffed.

"B-," Kaito started, pulling your's and Bakugo's attention towards him.

"Is he trying to say his first word?" Momo asked you, to which you responded with a nod, eyes slightly widened as you stared at Kaito.

"Bakugo, we're talking about this later..." you trailed off, "You're safe, for now."

"B-b-" Kaito tried again, his brows furrowed in concentration.

"I swear if this kid says your name," you grit your teeth.

"Say my name," Bakugo whispered, "Just to get on her nerves..."

"B-b-b-," Kaito started before closing his eyes and yelling, "B-bitch!"

Things went silent, everyone staring at the baby with their mouths agape and eyes widened.

"Oh shi—" Bakugo started to say out of shock, Todoroki putting his hand over Bakugo's mouth before the word slipped.

"I wonder where he got that from," your eye twitched as your's slowly moved to Bakugo's figure who was glaring at Todoroki for covering his mouth.

"It's a huge ass mystery," Bakugo said sarcastically, Hina trying her best not to laugh at him. She found this whole situation funny, especially since she knew bitch was a bad word.

"This is amazing," Mina laughed.

"Would've been even funnier if his first words were pussy," Kaminari commented, earning himself smack in the back of the head from Jirou.

"P-p-" Kaito started to pronounce.

"No!" your eyes widened as your hands flew to cover Kaito's mouth.