'IM LEAVING U' jem cried as she read the message from her beloved boob
"i cannot believe this" they cried and sobbed and cried and sobbed and teared and cried again and more until they died of dehydration
just kidding el oh el
'i've found another.... mikey o is just so smegsy and hot and so much better than u could ever be u disturbly tall human being alien.' the message read
'who's mikey o?' Jem responded sadly while crying and being sad
'Mike motherfreaking oxsbig.' boob said as they blocked jem on all social media platforms
"k." jem replied spiritually
'u freaking beach get out of my thoughts i hate u die die die'
'k.'
69 years later, in hell
*lil nassy x is playing in the background*
'why did u ever leave me for mikey o?' jem asked at their reunion with boob at the gates of ach ee double hockey sticks
'i'm sorry for ever leaving u take me back bae pls' boob sobbed and begged and pleaded and cried and sobbed
'k.' jem said before pushing boob off the gates of hell and deeper into the abyss known as the after life.
'siffer'
but then jem pulled a kirari and they both went down into the depths of the underworld to burn in hell forever.
