no sen- since road trip pt. 3

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... im unholy pls pray to the dev- to god i dont end up in like... heaven or sumin i heard hell was fun while heaven being heaven is like perfect and shi

John: why is the trunk broken?? None of ysll answered me

Claire: remember that one time when you fell and hit like erm... a few floors worth of ground while your ablity was active?

A/n: plot armour yallllll 

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John: ...my OCD i cant i was to dirty then

A/n: i have no clue what OCD so plss tell me

John: YOU MOTHERMOFUCKER LEAVE BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS

A/n: bitch try me

Sera: john you good?

John:, you guys just ignored a/n dont yall

Sera:, yeah

Remi: basically

Rein: he fills my time

Claire: your brain be dirty

John: ???

Whats that orange bitch name: what happened??

John: ... whats with your name?

Whats that orange bitch name: idk

John: i like it

Whats that orange bitch name: ... do you even know who i am???

John: emily

Whats that orange bitch name: what?? Whose emily??

John: my si- someone i knew

Broven: john stop hitting people with carszzz

Broven: THE FUCKING TRUNK

John: im wondering that as well

Rein: john did you even feel anything when... you where checking up on them?

John: a annoying fly

Remi:, how the hell

Rei: mouth plss

GOD: JOHN HEL- NO GET AWAY FRON MEERRR

John: sounds like he's dying or sumin

Remi: what the fuck he's still alive?!?!

GOD: IM IMMORTAL BUT SO IS MY WIFE AND SON PLEASE JOHN HELPP ILL LET YOU BEAT CLAIRE'S MEA- ASS

John: claires a girl

Claire: i still got meat... fat duh

GOD: HE WONT BEAT YOUR FAT HE WANTS TO MURDER YOU

Claire: Ooo

John: claire.. not that meat he was talking about your organs

Remi: are those made of meat??

John: idk

Sera: yeah

John:, your not a fucking doctor so fuck off

Remi: welp im not searching it up

Remi: same

John: wait hol up

Rein: yeah???

John: there's a imposter amoungst us

Arlo: bro its FUCKING 3 AM IN THE MORNING GO TO FUCKING BED

John: so early daddy😍

Arlo: man i mean... i got the heichery but its you and i only get the strong...

John: oh fuck no

Claire: this bitch gay

Rein: yep

John: ... he's blushing

Broven: john get me out of this bungee cord thing tying us to the roof

Sera: i like being tied 

remi: fuck off

rei: language pls

arlo: rei is my aunt still there?

rei: nah lucifer wanted a piece of her

arlo: ???

rei: he wanted to smash or pass her... he chose the former

aro: wth

lucifer: someone said my name?

john: hows your new toy

lucifer: which one?

john: the smash one

lucifer: very well...

GOD: HELPPPDKGWE0RIJG45OPN

lucifer: oo i gotta go mom is probably sucking him fry... if you catch my meaning

rein: .... its 3:30 AM why do we text and wheres 7/11 im hungry

john: we're almost their just wait tokyo is where this car is heading

broven: hey john?

elaine: WHY ARE WE ABOVE WATER???

blyke: i need a blykey... and better question...

whats this organge bitch name: WHY ARE WE FLYING??

john: yes? and its becuase a plane and a plane

broven: .... how did we get on one??? we're still tied

sera; idiot we're atop of one

remi: makes since

broven: sense

john: sleep my dude

bllyke: ... i just noticed my hand is touching sumin...

sera: when i get on the roof?

john: ... this is out of order... by a lot....

                           john has added pilot 

pilot: who added me?

broven: keep your hands on the wheel

pilot: ???

broven: autopilot?

pilot: basically

arlo: nerd talk

isen: yeah

sera: isen youll look like a nerd with glasses

broven: ...i mean... he does look like one

john: welp night i need to play flappy pigs

remi: my phone gonna die

arlo: talk in real life then i mean were all in a car

rein: nah to much wrok and same remi

sera: imma play some call of pigs mobile

broven: i need to prgoerfgerp;'

blyke: his phone went flying

isen: i got my blykey see ya gn


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pray pls....


oh and also ill be updating later then i usally do which is like twice every week cuz imma end up forgetting the web site and app exist... only about 710 words... my imagination is lost...

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