Warning: Some of these quotes might be inaccurate due to the fact they're either submissions, or I was retarded as hell!
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*In the group chat at three AM*
K1-B0: American names confuse me, how does one get "Bob" from "Robert"?
Ryoma: Yeah, like, how do you get "Billy" from "William"?
Kaede: And how do you get "Dick" from "Richard"?
Miu: You ask him nicely.
Kokichi: y
Kokichi: YOU ASK HIM N I C E L Y
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Junko: Mukuro, tell me, the baby weighs ten pounds and the cannonball weighs twenty pounds, which will hit the stone walkway first?
Mukuro: The cannonball?
Junko: Very good, but which one will bounce?
Mukuro: The baby?
Junko: Well there's only one way to find out!
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Shuichi: Kirumi! I banged on the door with all my strength but...
Kirumi: All your strength? Kaede told me to look for you, and I just heard this gentle tapping.
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*if Taka and Mondo were kids*
Mondo: YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?!
Taka: YEAH LET'S GO BRO!
Both: *excitedly run outside to test their new kite*
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*if the Monokubs were human*
Monosuke: So if one of us dies, what does the other do?
Monotaro: Move the corpse so it looks like it's dabbing.
Monosuke: Exactly.
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Himiko: Nyeh.. Do you have the Harry Potter audiobook?
DJ: No.
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Cop: I need you to identify the deceased.
Hiro, a detective in-training: *nodding* My guess is it's the dude under the sheet.
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Kiyo: I intend to get as far away from this place as possible.
Kokichi: Oh, Santa got my letter!
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TOTALLY (IN)CORRECT DANGANRONPA QUOTES!!
Random✧∘* ೃ ⋆｡˚. ☁︎·̩͙✧ ◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡-', These are some of the Incorrect Quotes I used to post regularly on my forgotten Tumblr page @syo-is-bae. Do not question my @ as we stan Genocider in this household! 😎 ✧∘* ೃ ⋆｡˚. ☁︎·̩͙✧ ◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡
