Warning: Some of these quotes might be inaccurate due to the fact they're either submissions, or I was retarded as hell!
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Waiter: *hands Rantaro the bill*Rantaro: *places uno reverse card* Here you go.
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Toko: I'm going to the store, be back in an hour.
Komaru: Bye! *Toko leaves* I'm gonna glue Frosted Flakes to my fingers.
Makoto: Why?
Komaru: Toko is 98% of my impulse control.
*On the flip side*
Komaru: I'm going to the library for a manga club reading, don't kill anyone!
Syo: Bye!!! *Komaru leaves* I'm gonna carve dicks in the wall
Toko, in Syo's mind: WHY?
Syo: Dekomaru is 98% of MY impulse control.
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Kokichi: My dearest Rantaro, my favorite human...! My most knowledgeable friend...! My-
Rantaro: What meme do you want me to explain this time?
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Hajime, about Chiaki: I wonder what she's thinking about.
Chiaki: [Mii Channel music]
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Ibuki: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
Ibuki: It becomes DAYtrogen!
Chiaki: I'm going to bed.
Ibuki: Good nitrogen!
Kazuichi: Sleep titrogen!
Ibuki: Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen!
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Sonia, turning around: Please excuse my language-
Sonia, turning back to Kazuichi: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Tenko: I'm a lesbiab.
Tenko: Lesbiam.
Tenko: Les Bien.
Shuichi: It's okay, take your time.
Tenko: Girls!
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Kazuichi: How do make an egg laugh?
Hajime: Oh please hell no-
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TOTALLY (IN)CORRECT DANGANRONPA QUOTES!!
Random✧∘* ೃ ⋆｡˚. ☁︎·̩͙✧ ◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡-', These are some of the Incorrect Quotes I used to post regularly on my forgotten Tumblr page @syo-is-bae. Do not question my @ as we stan Genocider in this household! 😎 ✧∘* ೃ ⋆｡˚. ☁︎·̩͙✧ ◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡
