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Hello? Are we on air? Oh! Hello people of Wattpad I'm your news anchor IJ and welcome to Insanity News!
For this first episode, we have a special guest! Introducing; an old man we found on the street!
Old man: "Where am I?! Who are you people?!"
Haha, that's nice sir.
Old man: "Why do you have a tail? Are you one of them furries the kids are talking about?"
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And for our next segment, I'll show you how to hide an old man's body!Old man: "Wait what-"
For this segment we have very special guests-
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What's that? They couldn't make it? Darn, and we had the perfect subject too.
Old man: "What?!"
Well I suppose we'll have to move on to the weather with our weatherman WJ!
WJ, what's the weather for this weekend gonna be like?WJ: "It's gonna be a little cold heh heh"
WJ are you ok?
WJ: "Oh yeah man I'm just kinda high right now"
Helix d#mn it-
Old man: "Why the heck did you hire him?"
Why are you still here?!
Old man: "I don't know where the exit is"
Alright fine I guess we just need to move on then.
Next will be our sports man SJ with the sports for the week. SJ?SJ: "Uh, I don't really know much about sports. Uhhh, football or something?"
Old man: "Why do you keep hiring idiots?"
Shut up or I might do that section without the special guests.
SJ just read the script if you need to.SJ: "Oh ok. Let me just pull it up here- ....."
SJ? Are you alright?
SJ: "I have just read things that no living being should ever read. My vision on reality and life as a whole has been shifted on ways that cannot be reversed. The damage done to my mind makes me question if I even have a mind of my own. I have been broken beyond comprehension."
Did you read the universe script on accident?
SJ: "Yeah"
Alright, get Kibbles and TJ, this guy needs therapy, and also lock up that script, it's too dangerous.
And I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today!
Old man: "Can I go home-"
Until next time, I'm IJ, and that was Insanity News!
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