Volleyhoes gc (btw this is put in the future cause theirs sexual stuff and I ain't sexualizing minors)
Tobs: I'm done with collage!
Suga: Kageyama no
Tobs: I'm dropping out!
Salty bitch: what caused this sudden outburst king?
Tobs: I forgot to finish my home work and this bitch ass teacher said "ok well we are gonna call your parents"
Sleepy:...
Onion:...
Bark bitch:...
Kita:...
Tobs: so I tell her go ahead and then someone answers the call!
Dead man: ok?
Tobs: I grab the phone and hang up
Yama: why?
Tobs: my parents left me when I was not even a month old, my grand father is dead, my sister is studying abroad across the world and all my aunties aren't listed in names to call, no one should have picked up that phone!
Tobs: then when I explain this the dumb hoe still gets mad and yells at me! Slaps me and gives me detention! So I made a run for it
✨Iwachan✨: how'd you get away?
Tobs: oh Ennoshita san was my get away car
KinnoSHITa: I thought you didnt pass the drivers test before
EnnoSHITa: I got my driver's license last week~
Baldie: I love you❤
EnnoSHITa: ....❤
Prettykawa: one flaw Kageyama, what will you do after? You can't get a decent job with out some kind of collage degree
Tobs: I was just gonna get a suger daddy or become a stripper/ prostitute
Suga: i- I mean if It means I don't have to do more school for another two years I'm in
Dead man: ok but Kageyama who would want to be your suger daddy? There aren't meny gay suger daddies you know
Suga: but there are alot of gay daddies like you daichi ;)
Dead man: Suga no-
Semi: LMAO SUGA
brat bangs: semi you finished your homework an hour ago according to tendou San and still haven't come here to cuddle me.
Brat bangs: I'm disappointed in you
Semi: WAIT IM COMING
brat bangs is offline
Semi is offline
Chicken tenders: why do I have a feeling shirabus gonna wanna get laid??
Ushi: maybe because most tiems this happens it's cause he wanted to as you call it "get laid"
Chicken tenders: your learning wakatoshi kun!
Dead man: but fr there aren't gonna be meny gay suger daddies for you kageyama
Seagull: I got this raise you hand if you would want to be Kageyamas suger daddy
✨Iwachan✨ : ✋
Prettykawa: ✋
Atsu:✋
Osa: ✋
Suna: ✋
YOU ARE READING
Haikyuu Random Chats
FanfictionJust random haikyuu chats This has turned into my random book, it's probs gonna have oneshots, funny quotes and chats and shit all haikyuu of course Suggestions and requests are open just comment anywhere and I'll probs do it
