Haikyuu as more random shit my friends have said
"You can't screenshot a screen shot" -kageyama
"I'm just vertically challenged" -hoshiumi or Hinata
"It's the thought that counts" -akaashi
"Why yo grapes look so dusty?"- Tanaka
"I don't like quotes" -tsukishima
"I accidentally called 911" - kindaichi
"You're hurting my tits!" BOKUTO or daichi as some point
"Gender is a social construct" - Yamaguchi genderfluid ass
"What do you call a short guy who likes alcohol? A mar- teeny, or yaku" -lev
"Gender is not important in the concept of a pun" - tendou
"Look at the light bitch! Look at it!" - Tanaka to daichi
"You look like you just got Botox" ukai Sr to ukai jr
"Apparently rock bottom has a basement and I'm in it" chigaya
"I forgot to turn my swag off and now I'm covered in bitches" -kageyama at training camps
"So many gay people" -atsumu
"That's what people think when they look at us" -osamu motioning to every team
"What the Frick frack Mirabel wack is this" -oikawa after watching Encanto
"They're gonna we don't talk about Bruno me" -kageyama talking about seijoh
"I wanted to make a sexy fish pun but it didn't come out" -tendou
Tendou: is it a sexy fish pun?
Semi: wha- no!
Tendou: then I don't want it!
"Not potato's potatos = potaNOs"- komori
"Come on if your gonna mark me assent do it right" - Hinata and Kageyama
"Are projecting your truama onto Adobe illustrator?" - sugawara
"I am gay" almost everyone in haikyuu
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Haikyuu Random Chats
FanfictionJust random haikyuu chats This has turned into my random book, it's probs gonna have oneshots, funny quotes and chats and shit all haikyuu of course Suggestions and requests are open just comment anywhere and I'll probs do it
