kage: ok what should we do next??
suga: never have i ever?
kawa: YES!
suga: ok every take a shot glass, never have i ever slept with my best friends enemy
ken: *takes shot* honestly daishou wasn't half bad
kage: *takes shot* i mean tsukki and hinata are kinda enemies so....
aka: ok kageyama i expected but kenma spill the story
kogane: wait *takes shot*and i married em to
semi: damn!
shira: wait- you married goshiki- he has enemies?
kogane: more like my friend thought of him as an enemy but he didnt notice
kage: lol now kenma san pls share your story this is great black mail on daishou
ken: A couple years ago i went to a bar got drunk daishou happened to be there and we had a one night stand.
aka: did kuroo ever find out?
ken: nope and you won't tell him either
kawa: aight who wants to go next??
kogane: oh! me! never have i ever went to prison
suga: *takes sip*
kage: as expected but spill the story
suga: i may have stole a clowns nose and shoes while drunk at a fair, i was only there for like 30 minutes before daichi came
semi: man i didn't know we were in a room with a criminal
shira: well we are all gay and thats illegal in like a bunch of places so we are all technically criminals
yaha: oh that reminds me, i have one more thing kags promised to do that will def spice up this night
kage: what?
yaha: *whispers it in kags ear*
kage: fineee *takes phone and calls daichi*
suga: ??
kawa: ohhhh i think i know what this is and that means you gotta do it to yahaba
yaha: ugh fine *calls iwa*
daichi/iwa: hey yahaba/kageyama whats up
kage/yaha: daddy i'm a criminal
daichi: why are you trying to sing like Brittney spiers and WTF
iwa: what do you mean your a criminal?!
daichi: did suga get drunk and make you steal clown stuff again
kage: i- no
yaha: anyway bye daddy
iwa: DO'T CALL ME THAT!
yaha: why is it your kink?
kage: yes it is
iwa: *hangs up*
daichi: ....i was still here *hangs up*
aka: PFFFT
ken: JFOWKLNKAGEUAMA
kawa: TOBIO CHAN-
suga: my son really out here exposing yall-
yaha: i'm honestly not surprised it's his kink
kage: ok next
semi: never have i ever wanted to fuck a certain creampuff chan ;)
yaha: *chokes on air* e-excuse me?!
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Haikyuu Random Chats
FanfictionJust random haikyuu chats This has turned into my random book, it's probs gonna have oneshots, funny quotes and chats and shit all haikyuu of course Suggestions and requests are open just comment anywhere and I'll probs do it
