Into The Fire [H.S.]

54

This hurts.

Not emotional pain.

I'm used to that by now.

But actual physical pain.

This fucking hurts.

"Holy fucking shit."

I grasp onto the counter.

"Fuck..."

Mu looks up at me from the livingroom. 

He barks.

"Okay. Breathe bitch. Breathe."

God I want my mom.

In through my nose, out through my mouth.

"FUCKING OWEEEEE!"

Okay.

Okay.

Women do this everyday.

Women do this everyday?

How the fuck do Women do this everyday.

This fucking hurts.

Jesus!

"Chill on the ripping my insides in half okay?" I put my hand on my stomach. "Just fucking chill."

In through your nose out through your mouth.

Breathe.

Another pain. God that's fucking tight. Why is my stomach so tight?

"OWE!"

I hear footsteps. Someone is running down the stone path in front of the house.

"Bitch, what the fuck?" Bae appears in the middle of the doorway.

"I think I'm having a baby. Some gross shit just came out of my vagina... Like all over the fucking place, and it really hurts."

Bae raises her eyebrows at me. "Like what kinda gross shit?"

I narrow my eyes. "I DON'T FUCKING KNOW BAILEY IT'S ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR!"

She looks down and her face scrunches. "Oh my god. It looks like a giant ass booger. Only clear. Kind of like a jellyfish. Why did a boogerfish come out of your vagina?" Her ice blue eyes go wide. "Did you pee? The floor is soaked."

I shake my head. "No!"

"Is she coming out right now? Because I cannot catch a baby like this. I'm in my fucking bikini."

"I'm going to kill you if you don't fucking help me. This shit hurts!" I grip onto the counter again. 

Bae runs her hands through her hair. "How am I supposed to know what to do? I've never done this before!"

She's fucking panicking. I'm fucking panicking.

"WE NEED AN ADULT!" Bae yells out.

"We are adults!"

"An aduliter adult. ONE THAT KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING!"

"I seriously fucking hate your face." I shake my head at her. "Come here so I can strangle you."

"I'll call Anne!" Bailey grabs my phone.

"Hi...No it's Bae. Um how are you?"

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BAILEY!"

"Oh. Yeah. Sorry. Um... Some kind of booger jellyfish thing came out of Echo's vag and there's pee everywhere but she says it's not pee, and I don't know what to do! So I called an adult." Bae rushes out.