(Spidermom) Wrong Numbers AU

Spies

No one POV

Peter was currently trying to fix his newly broken phone since he thought texted while swinging was a good idea, finally done with the final touches he started to remember what Ned's phone number was so instead of asking him tomorrow in class he types in the one he think it is. At first he had some trouble because the last time he can remember Ned didn't have firewalls this easy but he did so he coded his way around it with flying ease.

???
Ned good news I fixed my phone bad news is
Well I lost all my contacts so yeah

???
How did you get access to this number?
And Who are you more specifically?

???
Ok first of all you need better firewall, that was too easy even for your standards
2nd wtf it's me man you know your best friend school remember

???
Wow I'm impressed a kid of all people was able to get this number?

???
Interesting what are your takes on Star Wars

???
Ehh don't hate it but I also don't like it
It's like you I don't like you or hate you

???
My feelings are hurt （ つ̥︣﹏╰̥̥）

???
How did you me make me feel guilty through a text of all things

???
Call it my super power
So What's your name??

???
That's classified kid

???
I'm no kid
I personally think 15 does not count as a kid

???
Yeah whatever makes you happy kid

???
I never met someone who's name were classified so Ms/Mr Spy who are you

(??? Changed ??? name to Ms/mrSpy)

Ms/Mr Spy
Like I said classified
But in other word I guess you can call me that
Also I'm Ms Spy kid

(Miss Spy changed ??? To Spy Kid)

Spy kid
I'm not a spy or am I -dramatic music-

Miss Spy
Now see I've been trying to find who you are
But I can't get a read on you

Spy Kid
Well thanks for telling me that
So there 3 possibilities on what you are

Miss Spy
What may those thing be

Spy Kid
Easy 1. A pedo
2. Your a Kidnapper
3. Or your Spy huh ever thought about that

Miss Spy
Ok 1st and 2nd I'm not a pedo or kidnapper
And 3rd I already told I technically am

Spy Kid
Yeah sort of missed that part
But back on topic that's what all three of those would of said tho

Miss Spy
What do your parents say about you

Spy Kid
Jokes on you I don't ..have... parents
Sad face （ つ̥︣﹏╰̥̥）

Miss Spy
Oh I'm sorry for your lost

Spy kid
Don't be I never knew them
So insert its ok face (っ◔︣◡◔᷅)っ

Miss Spy
God kid your making me feel
Thing I never felt in my life

Spy Kid
Like I said it's my superpower
I have to go my Aunt need me it was nice talking to you tho

Miss Spy
Yeah same well see you

Peter was happy that he got to meet a new friend even if that random person was all type of mysterious but he didn't mind one bit.

For Natasha part she smiled the whole way through their conversation it was one of the few times she actually enjoyed talking or texting someone else other than the Avengers.

The next night

Peter was patrolling until he stop some gang meet up to which he got shot and he needed help he has a first aid-kit but the problem is he doesn't know how to use it so he did the most logical thing and text Miss Spy from yesterday but he had to be subtle about it.

Spy Kid
Miss Spy I have a test coming up in health class so how would someone treat a gsw specifically on the leg this is for school

Miss Spy
Oh MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED?
TELL ME WHO DID THIS?

Spy Kid
Damn your really good at this but can you help me
Please (っ◔︣◡◔᷅)っ I said please

Miss
Oh god I'm getting soft
Here (insert instructions )

After some time had went by Natasha was getting worried for some reason even she couldn't understand it, she want to track him down and take him for herself except that she can't track him down since he's basically un hack able.

Miss Spy
Kid are you alive
KID
KID

Spy Kid
Ima alive don't worry
I gtg it's school night

Miss Spy
YOUR ARE NOT GOJNG TO SCHOOL
KID KID
I swear to god

This is just too see what I can do
Everything own by Marvel except the plot
Don't expect a constant update