(Spidermom) Wrong Numbers AU

Part of the gang

'It's all your fault.' Was all that echoed in Peter head. To be fair for him he always heard that everyday it's part of a norm he follows everyday so what better way to deal with it then text the chat.

Spy kid
Entertain me let's see it

Mr.light
Wtf

Spy kid
Already entertain thx
But I'm bored again

Mr.Katniss
I know how to make it interesting

Miss Spy
God when you come up with ideas
It always shit

Miss Redlight
True that

Spy kid
Please I need to be distracted

Mr.Katniss
Want to meet more people

Miss Spy
Don't even think about it

Spy kid
You won't

Mr. Katniss
Gotchu don't worry I'll only add 3 people

Miss Spy
That 3 too much

(Mr.Katniss added multiple unknown)

Spy kid
More friends is exactly what I needed

??
What, why, how

Miss Spy
Just before you guys can text something dumb this is a unknown kid
He doesn't know our name
Just describe yourself so he can give u a lame name

Spy kid
Wow ok I see how it is

???
Easy, I'm smarter than anyone else here
I pay for everything since I'm stacked
I don't sleep oh did I mention that I'm a genius also married and a he

Spy kid
God how could someone marry you
Your the equivalent of Tony Stark
But a scuff one
Oh hey

(Spy kid changed ??? To mr.Scuff Stark)

Mr. Scuff Stark
You know what I had worse

???
Not bad son
I'm old schooled
Was in the army, now I just workout
To forget about the whole military experience oh I'm a he

Spy kid
Like how old is old

Miss Redlight
Really old, were surprised that he can use a phone that's how old

Spy kid
What kind of old person works out

Mr.light
Eh just go with it

Spy kid
Okay

(Spy kid changed ??? To Mr.Randomizer A)

Spy kid
Since his age make no sense to me
So boom the A stands for age because for all I know you could be 1 year old

???
Don't you people have meeting to go to
Hint hint Mr.Scuff
I'm the one married to him
I basically do everything that's work related I'm the reason he is rich

Spy kid
Damn that's some bravery you have

(Spy kid changed ??? To Miss Governor)

Spy kid
Wait there's more of you guys
Don't lie I'm the master of lying

Miss Spy
No your not but yes there are sadly more of us

Mr.Light
You make it sound like it's a bad thing

Miss Redlight
Let's be honest it is

Spy kid
I always thought of you as loner Miss Spy

Miss Spy
I am
Its Just people like hanging with me
Like you

Spy kid
I say one thing and I get flamed for it

Mr.Scuff Stark
Tell me about it
The struggle is real

Miss Governor
How so

Spy kid
Ohh someone is in trouble
Imagine that can not be me

Mr.Scuff Stark
Not only are these name annoying
But you yourself are
I applaud that

Mr.Randomizer A
It's about time someone give you a hard time I thank you son

Spy kid
What can I say I'm just me
Anyway gtg Aunt is back home

Literally everyone at the same time
Bye kid or son

Peter wasn't joking when he had to leave as much as he wanted to get away from May but he couldn't. "Your only here just so I can hit something." May manages to say while drunk surprisingly.

Peter guessed she was to drunk because she passed out in front of him I guess one weak punch was too much for her.

"At least she isn't bothering me for today thank fuck." Peter sighed out, he quickly take her to her room to make it look like she just took a nap while he got ready to be on patrol.

Apologize to anyone who expected me to update truth I just kept sleeping through most of it but after a good rest I got motivated.