Headcanon:
Makki is asexual but he's only a bit so he still has sex but not all the time so when other people find out the relationship is just pure crackhead hours and fluff they is shookth
And when Makki finally had sex people where fucking confused and thought it was makeup or some shit
And it took oikawa like the WHOLE day to figure out he had real hickys on him
And it kinda just happened in a 3 on 3 (kindaichi, kumini, Makki vrs iwa, oikawa, matsun ) match when oikawa went to receive the ball but missed
Story:
(This takes place when oikawa finds out)
💅 = oikawa
😑 = iwa
😛 = kumini
🧅 = kindaichi
🤓 = Makki (don't ask it reminds me of him)
👦🏻 = matsun
😑 Oikawa wtf
💅 OMFG MAKKI HAD SEX... THERE NOT FAKE MATSUKAWA ISSEI WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM
😑 Oikawa what are you on
💅 LOOK AT HIS NECK I THOUGHT IT WAS MAKEUP TO TRICK US BUT HES SWEATING HIS ASS OFF AND IT WOULD OF COME OF BY NOW
😑 Wait... WHAT
💅 IKR IWAAAA~ THE INNOCENT VIRGIN MAKKI IS NO MOREEEE~
😛 What tf is going on
🧅 Not a clue
👦🏻 PHFFT- THE VIRGIN MAKKI
🤓 THATS IT IM LEAVING IM GOING HOME
👦🏻 I'll come with
💅 I THINK TF NOT YOUR NOT ALLOWED IN A 10 NO 20 FOOT RADIUS OF HIM... EVER
👦🏻 Bitch he's my bf
💅 I. DONT. GIVE. A. FLYING. FUCK.
🤓 Sorry let me say it again. I'm going home ALONE
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haikyuu headcannons
FanfictionI turned my headcannons into short stories some are ships some aren't Ships: Matsuhana Sakuatsu Bokuaka Iwaoi Asanoya Hinata & tsukki (not ship)
