haikyuu headcannons

Iwaoi

Headcanon:
Oikawa has a praise kink so when he pisses iwa off he insults oikawa to piss him off even more
And the team caught onto it as whenever oikawa wasn't pissing iwa off iwa was constantly praising him to piss him off
They caught on to it being a kink cuz iwa always smirked whilst doing it

Story:
(If u have a problem with them being 'minors' rember that oikawa and iwa are 18 aka adults and the legal age of consent is 14 in Japan I think so... Yh if u have a problem just skip the chapter I mean it's just talking bout it considering I am actually a minor so Yh... 🌝)
💅 =oikawa
😑 =iwa
🤓 =makki
👦🏻 =mattsun
🐩 =kyōtani (I just found it funny)
✨ yahba

💅 Iwa. Iwa. Iwa. Iwa. Iwa. Iwaaaaaaa
😑 what shittykawa
💅 *crosses arms* so mean
😑 shush you.
💅 annnyyywayyyy iwaaaaa
😑 what crappykawa
💅 damm am I that annoying
😑 *crosses arms and smirks* fine what's wrong my prefect setter
🤓 di-did I hear that correct
👦🏻 did iwa just call kawa his 'perfect setter'
💅 *slightly red* iwa no
😑 *still smirking* why not BaBe
💅 *is now tendou's hair* erm *coughs*
😑 *does that snort laugh thing* what did u want pretTykawa
🐩 is he?
✨ being nice?
👦🏻 he has been for a while I'm concerned
🤓 same. OMG DO YOU THINK HES DIEING
👦🏻 oh how quiet the team would be
✨ I think he was on about iwazumi-san
👦🏻 so was I
🤓 you just did oikawa DIRTY MY GUY
🐩 shush I wanna listen in
👦🏻 oo~ yes
🤓 oo~ yes
💅 I- um was wondering if you would like to hang out tonight since my parents are going on a date I thought we could to *slightly calmed down*
(if I see a 'it takes longer than that to calm down' I am a GIRL and ASEXUAL idk dis crap, this wasn't meant to sound mean btw)
😑 Yh sure kawa
💅 that's great I'll see to u after school iwa-chan
😑 k see u then
💅 I've got lessons now so bye iwaaa *leaves*
😑 bye kawa... Oi asshats I know your listening oikawa might be deaf but I'm not
👦🏻 dammit
🤓 how could you ever know we were so sneaky
✨ no no we weren't we were clearly listening
🐩 tch
😑 get your asses to lesson no I'm not dieing and nor is that dumbass I was *smirks slightly* being nice
🤓 (wait a sec is it... omg does oikawa have a... PRAISE KINK)
🤓 *grabs matsun and leave* bye guys
😑 see ya twits
✨ *gets kyōtani* Yep well be leaving to now bye
😑 see ya *leaves*
🐩 Oi Oi Oi what is it
✨ I figured it out
🐩 huh? Tf you mean figured what out
✨ oikawa-san
🐩 Yh what bout him
✨ I think he has a praise kink I mean it would explain why iwazumi-san was smirking and oikawa-san was a blushing mess
🐩 oh god your right
*with makki and matsun
👦🏻 DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT TOO
🤓 OMG YES THATS WHY HE INSULTS HIM SO MUCH
👦🏻 NEVER LET HIM LIVE THAT DOWN
🤓 WASNT PLANNING ON IT
💅 *heard everything* (shit iwa I'm gonna kill you)