Phir Bhi Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

part 1

[It's almost noon in lucknow. Members of mpt are working except HM]
CC:Karishma madam, hogaya!! yein lijiye files.
KS:Thik hein, hum yein madam sir ko dikhake atee hein.
CC:Lekin madam sir toh abhi taak ayee hi nehi.Ek baj gaya abhi tak nehi ayaa...
PS:Ho sakta hein kisi zaruri kaam hein yah phir dsp sir ka sath hi hoga...
KS:Aap........

SS:(Interrupts) cheetah jaldi se tv on kar....😥

[CC turns the tv on]

SC:Tazee Khabaddi ka ek Lota Adda, aapka Apna Sunny chadda....Mahila police thanee ki SHO Haseena malik hogaya hein suspand..
Everybody:😧😦😧😨
SC:kaha jata hein ki unki pita ek gaddar thii..

[HM and AS and an other young DSP  were getting into car.AS and the DSP were in uniform but HM's cap and belt were not worn.AS and HM looked upset.SC  and other reporters go  to her]
SC:Madam sir aap kuch iss bade mein keha chahenge? dsp sir aap kuch?
[None of them cares but the other dsp replies]
DSP:Areee....humse puchiye hum hein DSP Rahul Khanna.
SC:Apke paas koi sabut ki haseena madam ke pita gaddar thaa....
RK(rahul khanna):beshakh!! yein hein ek video jaha par saaf saaf dekha jah raha hein ki uske pita ek mission pe dushman ke saath haat mila kar gaddari kar raha hein aur uss hi mission par unka mrittyu hua thaa...aab gaddar ka beti SHO hone ka layak thodi hein...jaldi telecast kijiye.
KS:Amma  ka hein yein sab...iss rahul ka mayan ka sasu mayaan. jarur madam sir par jhuta izaam lagaya hein.
PS:Humme bhi esa hi laag raha hein lekin madam sir aur dsp sir chuki na p kyun hein?
KS: Yeh sab kuch kab hua??ye...yeh live chaal raha hein ka?
SS:Nehi ma'am... yein 9 baje ka hein..
KS:Kaha hein yein chadde ke bacche....isne yeh sab telecast kiya hein...
[HM's car arrives. RK,HM and AS and also SC enter. HM iskp in civil dress.]
Everybody:Jai hind!
HM:(scilence)
AS:(sadly) Jai hind
RK: jai hind!!!!!!! hmmmm......accha thaana hein...woh SHO ka cabin hai na?(going inside the cabin)thana toh nehi ek hawali heinlekin apsos ki baat hein iss haweli mein gaddar ke beti ko in charge kiya gaya hein...
KS:Apna muh samal ke baate kijiye samajh gaye aap....aur chadde yeh ka galat galat baate  telecast kiya hein....
SC:😨Mein toh surf wahi kiya joh......
RK:Joh humne isko telecast karne kiliye kaha...by the way you are Karishma Singh.... nice name...apke chehre aur baato mehi toh aapka naam ke hotness dikhay deta hein...
AS: (with anger) Rahul khanna aap bhul rahe hein ki aap ek dsp hein....
RK:Nehi nehi aap galat soch rahe hein....humme toh pura yaad hein ki hum dsp rahul khanna hein.
[RK is going to sit on HM's chair but pulls sit]
KS: Iss chair pein kisi battamizz ko beth neki haq nehi hein...
HM:Aur aap kaun hote hein yein tay karne ki  kaun battamiz hein aur kisko iss chair pe beth neka haq hein.
[Everybody looks at HM and astonishes]
KS:(lower voice) Madam sir!! hum......
HM:Kaha jay toh aap junior hokar apne senior ke saath baattamizi kar rahe hein.....
AS:Haseena ji!!!
HM:(Ignoring AS and smiling at RK) rahul tum betho.
Everybody:😧😨😲😦
AS:(thinking)Haseena ji ne aj taak humme tum nehi bulaya aur Rahul Khanna ko tum karke bula rahe hein?
HM: Thanee ko apna hi samajh lo....kyun ki joh humara hein woh toh tumhara bhi heina na...
Rk: (keeping his hand on HM's shoulder) Yein hui na humari haseena wali bath....
[AS tightens his fists in jeolousy]
RK:Aur karishma singh,apko ek baat bata dete hein insaaj zindegi mein ek baar jita hein, ek bar marta hein aur suspantion bhi ek bar hi hota hein...
SS:(with attitude) kyun?
RK:kyun ki hum kisi ko suspand karte hein na toh usse dobara nakri mein lana namunkin hein...wese tum jese khub surat ladki iss ghatiya thane mein kya kar rahi hein...tumhe kuch kuch hota hein movie mein rani mukharji ke jaga lene chahiye thee....
SS:Sorry sir....apke samne constable Santosh Sharma khari hein deshke sebak banke...film industry mein acting karne ke liye nehi...
Rk:good good very good....chinta maat karo humare liye humare haseena hi kaafi hein...hai na sweetheart?
AS:(shouting)Rahul khanna!!!!!
HM:ab ap apka awaz niche ki jiye sir,yeh thana hai
HM:Rahul, tum jao...hum karishma singh files samjha ke atee hein....(looking at AS) Sir aap bhi rahul ke sath chale jahiye.....jai...unmm...bye bye
RK:Okay!!bye sweatheart!!
PS:police ko jai hind kehna hota hai Rk:haan haan jai hind!
Everybody:jai hind!!
[AS and RK leave] 
HM:Karishma singh toh yein files......
KS:Haan!!haan!!files toh hum samajh lenge.....pehle aap bataiye ue sab chal ka raha hein....rahul apko fasane ki koshish kar raha hein aur aap kaha sabut dhunde ki vaja usse pyaar karke bethe hai?
CC:Haan aur usne santo ji ke sath bhi battamisi kiya...humme toh lagta hein woh police hi nehi hein...
HM:(with anger) kaun kya hein yeh shyaad apse kisiko samajhne ki.zarurat nehi hai.Aur rahi baat usse pyaar karne ki... that's completely my personal fact.
KS:nehi srf apka nehi! isme humare police thane ki man samman jude hai! apke abbu ke samman jude hai
HM:us abbu ke bade mein hum sochna bhi nehi chahte jo desh ke saath gaddari kiya hai!
PS:madam sir!!!
Everybody:😧😧😧
HM:aur karishma singh! apko toh khush hona chahiye na? kyunki humare jane ke baad toh ap is thane ka in charge honge! tab humare orders apko follow nehi karne paregi!
KS:nehi,humme nehi banna iss thane ki in charge...madam sir,humme nehi pata apko kya hua hai! lekin hum us rahul ko sabak sikhake rahenge!
HM :ap esa kuch nehi karenge Karishma Singh!
KS:maaf ki jiye ab ap humare senior nehi hai jo hum apka order follow kare! hum wada karte hai apka vardi wapas layenge aur apke abbu ko bekasur sabit karenge... yeh humara wada hai! aur yeh toh pura duniya janta hai karishma singh apne wada ka kitni pakki hai!
[HM says nothing but keeps looking at her with attitude]

[That afternoon,SS,CC,PS and KS are watching the video of HM's father]
CC:Humme toh abhi bhi yakin nehi ho raha hein....Santuji ye video sach toh hein na?
SS:Mujhe toh isme koi edit nazar nehi aa raha....
PS:isse badi baat toh yeh hai ki madam sir ese kye man liya ki unke abbu gaddar hai!aur us badmas dsp se pyaar karke bethe hai!
KS:Amma video agaar edit nehi hua toh phir......ek minute ek minute........ santo tumhe nehi lagta ye video cut kardiya gaya hein iske baad kuch aur hone wale thee....madam sir ke abbu kisi aur se baate karne wale thee....
SS: lekin kisse?
KS:Wohi toh rahul ke bacche humme nehi dikhana chahte hein..... iska matlab pura video uske paas hein....
(AS enters)
Everybody:Jai hind sir !!
AS:Jai hind...karishma singh haseena ji ke pichle bar jo cases solve kiya hein uska files dijiye humme..... woh unke begunaI sabit karne mein madat karega....
KS:Ji!!
[HM and RK enter]
RK:Jai hind everybody!!
AS:Aap log iss bakt yaha?
RK:Haan!! socha hum khudi aa jaye humari engagement ki invitation dene.....
[Everybody shocks]
AS:Engagement?
RK:oho! ap toh english nehi samajhte!  sagai sagai! arey! humara photoshoot bhi toh ho gaya! dekhiye!  (taking out his phone)
AS:(angry)
RK:oh! iss photoa ko dekh kar kuch hota hai!
HM:kya hota hai?
RK:kuch kuch hota hai,haseena! tum nehi samjhoge
(HM smiles)
(AS starts twisting the card)
[RK keeps the phone on the table]
RK:kyun haseena, kuch bolo?
HM:haan! kaal shaam ko!ap log aana jarur
[KS takes the benefit of time.She takes the phone of RK and goes to another to watch the video.She finds the next part of the video where it is proved that his father is not traitor at all. KS becomes happy.She was going to send the video but RK comes from the behind]
RK: Karishma singh!
KS:(Hiding the phone at ones)aab jI sir boliyee..
RK:Humme apna phone nehi mil raha...kaha hoga?
KS:(hesitates)Wohi hoga....chaliye dhund te hein...
[KS acts as she found the phone on the table]
KS:Yeh dekhiye mil gaya....
RK:Thanks beauty!!oh haan!yeh rahi card. kaal aana zarur..(winking his one eye😉)
KS:😠
HM:Accha toh hum chalte hein...thik hein toh chalo rahul...
[HM and RK leave.]
[KS tears her own card and was going to tear the card of AS, too.But she sees that [AS has already destroyed it by twisting it in anger]