Phir Bhi Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

part 3

HM and RK keeps come closer.Suddenly HM shouts]
HM:arey nehi!!!!!!
RK: Kya hua?
[They erase each other]
HM:humare bag waha rakha tha! Pura bheeg gaya hoga!!😩
RK:baas itni si baat? Hum abhi laa te hai! Ruko!
HM:nehi nehi hum la sakte hai
RK:humare hote hue tum kyun bheego ge...ruko! Hum bas 2 minute mein aa
rahe hai!
HM:ok!😊
[RK goes to bring the bag.HM leaves a sigh! Everybody come to her.HM shocks
to watch KS]
HM: aap iss halat mein?😐.
KS: haan! Humne jo socha woh kaam toh aap hi kar rahe hai! Bacha diya!
AS:ek minute! Haseena ji! Yaha bethiye...aap per mein kata fute hain! Humne dekha!
HM:no sir,its ok! Aah!
As:aap bethiye toh sahi!
[HM sits on a bench and AS sits down. He takes off the thron.HM feels hurt a little bit.Then they keep staring at each other]
HM:Thank you!
AS:Aap chal sakte hein na?
HM:Yes sir...(She stands up and AS holds her)
AS:oh! aap toh bheeg gaye hain! ek minute! humara jacket lijiye...
HM:sir,iski koi...
AS:chup chap pehen lijiye...lijiye!!
[AS covers HM by his jacket and that endless staring of them starts]
PS:(whispering to SS) Dekha Santu? Isse kehte hai asli pyaar...woh sab scene recreate karne se pyaar nehi hota
SS:Toh kya iska matlab Kuch Kuch Hota Hai mein shah rukh khan ko kajol se pyaar nehi tha?
PS:🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
KS:lekin madam sir yeh sab chal ka raha hein?
HM:Abhi pata chalega...chaliye...lekin ek sharth!waha ja kar aap log humse koi sawal nehi karnge,surf jo ho raha hai dekhte jayenge...is that clear?
Everybody:Ok!
[The rain has stopped. The RK finding HM's bag. He sees that a man is sitting on the bench. He goes to him]
RK:Excuse me, apne yaha kahi ladies bag dekha hai...
[The man turns to RK and he shocks to watch him because the man completely look like him]
RK:Rahul?😨tum?tum.... tum....yaha.....kese....?(hesitate)
Rahul:Hum zinda kese hein yehi soch rahe ho na? Raj?
RK:Lekin mene toh tumko mar diya thaa.....
Rahul:Jiske andaar desh prem heim woh kabhi marte nehi....mai badla lene aya hoon....
RK:(Closes his eyes) nehi nehi nehi yeh nehi ho sakta....(open his eyes and sees the is vanished) hum bhi kya pagal.... rahul yaha kaha se ayega😅wese bhi rahul aab hum hein....
Rahul:(suddenly comes from other side)Accha!Toh hum kaun hai?Besharam apne bhai se gaddari karke...apne bhai ka jaga chinkar khud uska jaga lete ho...(Taking a gun)aab tumko humse koi nehi bacha sakta...apna galti kabul karlo.....
[He shouts a bullet but fourtunetly it was shot at a tree, RK scares and closes eyes. In the mean time, Rahul hides at a place where HM and rest of the members hiding, too.HM signs him to come]
HM:(whipering)Bahut acche Rahul sir...jese kar rahe hein wesa hi karte rahiye....
CC:madam sir,humara deemag pe na chakkar aane laga hai! agaar yeh rahul hai toh woh kaun?
HM:😤kaha tha na koi sawal nehi!
[On the other hand,RK is open his eyes and watches the man is vanished again]
RK:Yeh sab kya ho raha hein mere saath...kahi mein pagal toh nehi ho gaya!
mene koi galti nehi kiya…mehi rahul hoon….
HM:Rahul sir.... jaldi jaiye….(Rahul goes and aims at RK )
Rahul:abhi bhi vakt hein Raj!...chup chap apna galti kabul karlo toh mein tumhe chod dunga.... varna…!!!
RK:Haan!Haan!😭 maine hi  uss raat tumhare khane mein neendwali davai mila diya thaa aur tum sensless hogaye…aur mene hi tumhe jangal phek diya thaa….phir tumhare jaga le kar rahul bana! Lekin tum toh mar gaye thee..wapas voot ban kar kyse ayee???? mujhe chod do!!! 🙏🙏🙏
[HM and all other come]
HM:kyun ki ek saccha desh premi kabhi marte nehi….
RK:Haseena...Haseena dekho yeh kaun hein!!
HM:Aab bas bhi karo...thaak nehi jate tum natak karte karte...hum khud thaak gaye hein pyaar ka natak karte karte.....
RK:Kya?
SS:Madam sir aab mujhe chakkar ane laga hein....kya ho raha hein ye sab...ooo sorry!vul gayi thi sawal nehi🤫
HM:Nehi!! Aab samay agaya hein sach batana ka....
Kuch dino se humme rahul khanna naam ke dsp ka msg aa raha thaa.....woh baar bar humme propose kar raha thaa...aur woh koi aur nehi,yeh Raj tha...
AS:(Thinking)Aur yeh baat humme haseena ji ne taab kyun nehi bataya!!😤
HM:humne socha tha ki woh humara senior hein... isliye humne unko respectly kaafi bar inkaar kiya....do din baad humme bina kuch kehkar abbu ka woh video virul kar deta hein....humme bahut gussa ayaa.... uss raat hum uske ghar gaye....
{HM's imagination:
HM:Sir,aap esa kyun kar rahe hein?
RK: Haseena.....humne toh tumse pehle hi kaha thaa...humse dosti karlo....phir dheere dheere pyaar, shaadi hoga.....woh shah rukh khan ne kaha thaana pyaar dosti hein....
HM:Apko acchi tarah se pata hein yeh namunkin hein....
RK:Toh humme bhi tumhara abbu ka raaz bahut acchi tarah se pata thaa....
HM: Kya raaz? woh karne ke peeche zarur koi vajah hogee..
RK:arey! gaddari karne ke peeche ek hi vajah hota hai! gaddari! hahahaha!!! Dekho haseena, abhi bhi bakt hai, humse pyaar karlo,shaadi karlo,hum baas tumhe suspende karenge...varna ho sakta hai ki tum par kou jhoota izhaam aa jai aur tumko tumhare pyari india se tata byee byee kehna pare....wese bhi gaddar ke beti ko koi aur shaadi nehi karne wala!
(end of imagination)}
HM:Humare paas kehne layek kuch bacha nehi tha...ghat se bahat aa gaya! gari me beth kar serf ek ee baat deemag me aa raha tha...jis abbu
ne humme sikhaya kyse desh ki seba karna chahiye unhone gaddari kiya?
KS:lekin....
HM:Tabhi achanak koi humare gaari ke samne aa jata hai..
Rahul:aur woh hum theee...
{RK's imagination:
[HM gets off the car with worry]
HM:aap thik toh hai na?
[She looks at the person who is very tired and looks sick. She takes him as RK]
HM:Rahul?
Rahul:aap SHO Haseena Mallik hai na,Humme madat ki jiye plz!
HM:yeh sab kya notangi hai?
Rahul:nehi nehi aap galat samajh rahi hai...aap jisko Rahul naam se jante hai woh humara judwa bhai Raj hai...Hum hai asli dsp Rahul Khanna...woh humme behosh karke jangal me phek diye thee...(takes long breath) thoda pani milega?
(HM gives him water with doubtness)
Rahul:Thanks!Jo keh rahe theee....Hum jangal se bahar aya aur thane gaya,ghar gaya..Bahut bar sabko kaha lekin koi humme yakhin nehi kiya...humme pagal samjah ke mental hospital bhej diya...hume kisi tarah waha se bhaag nikle..aap plz humara madat ki jiye!Woh Raj bohot matlabi hai
HM:aur hum aapki baat kyse yaakin karle? id card dikhiye...
RK:kaha na apko? Raj humara sab kuch par kabja kar liya...id card,mobile,sab kuch!ek kaam karte hai,aap chaliye humare saath...
(end of imagination)}
RK:phir hum haseeena mallik ko Raj ke ghar le gaya
HM:woh ghar pe drink kar rahe thee aur kisi ke saath baatein kar rahe thee phone pe...aur hum khirki se uska sara baate sun liya...humne suna ki woh kisi plan ke bare me keh rahe thee...tab humme yaakin hua... usi bakt hum tay kar liya ki humare abbu ke begunai ka toh sabut nehi hai,lekin jis ka begunai ka sabut haat ke samne hai woh miss nehi karna chahiye....humne Raj ko yeh yakin diliya ki hum uske dhamki me aa jar usse pyaar kiya...
KS:ek minute,madam sir,jab aap khirki se baate sun rahe thee...tab record kyun nehi kiya...
HM:woh hi toh Karishma Singh! humare paas phone nehi tha...agaar hoti toh tab hi mamla khatam ho jaati! na hi humme itna natak karna parta...😑
AS:(whispering)aur na hi humme itna tension le na parta
HM:ji?
AS:kuch nehi!😅
HM:(turning to RK)chinta maat karo is baar humbe sab record kiya...yeh dekho...hum sab jitna bhi baate kiya,tumhara confession,sab yaha record ho gaya hai!
(RK is just feeling anger)
HM:Dekho,tum agaar yeh khel humare saath perosnally khelet hum bhi isse personally le kar tumhe kuch nehi karte,lekin tumne khel khela hai vardi ke saath,aur jab koi vardi ke saath thodi si bhi battamizi karte hai, tab woh tum kya kehte ho,yaha
Kuch kuch hota hai (touching her chest)
jo tum jese gaddat,low mentality wala log nehi samjhe ga...
RK:matlab tumne serf humare saath pyaar ka natak kiya..
HM:haan
RK:tum humse sach me pyaar nehi karte?
HM:nehi
(RK holds her hand and pulls her)
RK:humare aakhon dekho aur kaho,sach me nehi karte?
[HM remains scilence.AS erases her hand from RK and holds that.]
AS:haat pakad ne ka haq serf usko banta hai jo iss haat ko kabhi na chuday!
[RK becomes angry.He takes the gun Rahul and holds HM's other hand.He makes her to hold the gun in his forehead]
RK:Toh chalao goli hum par! chalao! humme nehi jeena tumhare bina! marna hai toh tumhare haat se hi mar jaunga
[KS comes and punches him hardly.He falls down and goes senseless]
KS:marne ka shokh hai na tujhe!
HM:karishma singh yeh kya kiya apne?
KS:madam sir maaf kijiyye ga lekin humne kanun ke daire mein rehkar sab kuch kiya! madam sir  yeh khudi keh rahi thi isse marne ke liiye...
HM:🤦‍♀️
KS:Chinta maat ki jiye,serf behosh hue hai!isko court le na hai,varna yeh hi khatam kar de te!
AS:acchi baat yaad kiya! hum force bula te hai!
HM:nehi,sir...hume kuch aur karna chahte hai..isko aaj pehle jail le chalte hai...media abhi bula ne ka  zarurat nehi hai! aur apko sab se pehle ek kaam karna padega
AS:kya?
HM:chodna padega
RK:kya?
HM:haat!
AS:Kiska?
HM:Sir humara!apne zada kaske pakde hein iske pehle humara haat toot jay!
AS:oh,sorry!😐
[AS erases her hand.Both they feel embarrassed]
KS: ab aage kya hoga madam sir?
HM:(with a naughty smile) sagai hoga!!!!
[Everybody shocks]