Phir Bhi Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

part 2

[HM and RK are in the car.RK is driving]
RK:kehna parega,bahut accha acting karte ho...humne toh bas tumhe dhamki diya thaa humme shaadi karne keliye....tumne bahut ahsanise maan liya....
HM:Tumhe kisne kaha hum acting kar rahe hein? hum sach mein tumse pyaar karte hein....lekin ek afsos hein tumne abhi taak humme propose nehi kiya...
RK:Aree wah! Kuch kuch hota hai mein shah rukh khan joh kaha thana woh bilkul sach hein....toota tara se kuch mangte hein toh sach ho jata hain...
HM:Kyun tumne kuch manga thaaa?
RK:Haan!!zarur!! humne manga tha kuch kuch hota hai movie ka rain scene recreate kare...chaliye aaj raate tumko uss scene recreate karke propose karnge...dekho tumhare liye mai woh red colour sareee bhi kharida tha!
HM:wow! ok,done! aaj 12 baje.ok?
RK:ok!!!!!
oh haseena!  tumhe nehi pata iss dil mein kuch ho raha hai!
HM:kya ho raha hai?
RK:kuch kuch ho raha hai! tum nehi samjho ge
(HM smiles)
HM:humara ghar agaya! chalte hai..bye.
RK:bye!

[It's 11 O'clock at night.CC is standing outside the locked door in mpt. SS and KS are inside.]
CC:Santu ji, karishma ma'am...ka kar rahe hein aap dono andaar humme bhi toh dekhna hein....
KS:Amma bhag!!
SS:Cheete,tujhe kaha na! boys are not allowed! Tu ek lkaam kar!mein table pe safety pin rakhi hain! woh la...
[KS is wearing a short skirt and thin sleeves dress.Her hair is curly with gorgeous make up. SS is helping her to get ready]
SS:Madam zara idhar ghumiye... thoda sa.... thoda sa.....
KS:Amma bhag!!kab se make up karte hi ja rahe hoon..... aur kitna make up karwaoge..... aur kya tight sa dress laye hoon....hum toh saas hi nehi le pa rahe hein.....
SS: Madam ye hi toh aj kal ka fashion hein...apko hot dikhna parega.... varna aap rahul ka attraction kese lenge....
CC: Santu ji, yeh lijiye safety pin....
[SS opens the door a little bit,  takes the safty pin by hand and quickly shuts the door]
CC:Santu ji!!!Santu ji!!!Phir se bandh kar diya darwaza😩😩
[PS comes.she was talking to lalla in phone]
PS:haan! haan! de rahe hein bahurani ko...cheete karishma ji kaha hai?
CC:Dekhiye na pushpa ji!!kabse darwaza bandh kar kar ka rahe hein santu ji aur karishma ma'am.... humme dekhne hi nehi de rahe hein....
PS:kyun? kya kar rahe hein andaar??karishma ji darwaza kholiye..... lalla apke saath baate karna chahta hein....keh rahe hein apka phone switch off dikha raha hein...
KS:Mar gaya!!yeh pushpa ji ka lalla pushpa ji ke tarah hi topa hein...phone karne kiliye time nehi mila ka?
SS: Lekin aab kya kare karishma madam?
Pushpa ji ne agaar apko iss halat mein dekh liya toh woh toh aaj hi apke sasur millegaa...
KS:Aur agaar aab unke lalla ke saath baate nehi kiya toh woh yaha thane mein aa jeyega....Santu tu ek kaam kar phone leke aa pushpa ji se.....
[SS opens the door a little bit and gives her hand]
SS:Dijiye pushpa ji!!
PS:Aree....mante hein ki ladko allowed nehi hein...lekin hum toh ladki hi hein na? humme andaar anee doh....kholo darwaza....
[PS pushes the door, goes inside and shocks]
PS:(was going to shout)aaaappp!!!!!
KS:(Covering PS's mouth) dheere...(whispering).. dheere se boliye..... phone dijiye pehle......(KS's takes the phone) haan!!boliye....haan haan!! hum bilkul thik hein.... aaj kaam zada hein.....anee thoda der hoga... humara phone ka charge khatam hogaye hein..... aap bar bar call maat kijiye... haan haan rakhte hein.....kaa???apka dimag thik hein na??(whispering) aaj hum apke saath koi candle fandle light dinner nehi kar sakte.....apka chutti hein toh humara bhi chutti hein kya?  Kya?? apne saree bhi kharid liya....kya anu bhaiya ke  liye? arey haan parsu toh anu bhaiya ka birthday hai...lekin apko pata hai na hum saree nehi pehente...accha thik hai,aap almari mein rakh dijiye..kya? trial? nehi zarurat nehi hai..ap plz rakhiye.. humra kaam hai.. haan rakhte hein....haan haan....love you,love you!!
[SS was handling PS]
SS:pushpa ji.... samhaliye apne apko....
PS:(crying)Kya gunah kardiya thaaa humare lalla ne.....😩😭yeh kya choti choti dress pehen kar kiske saath date pe ja rahe hein!!
aur waha humara bechara lalla.....😫😫😫
KS:Pushpa ji over acting bandh kijiye....hum yeh kapra pehne hein uss rahul ke liye....
PS:Aab aap uske saath date pe jah rahe hein...humara lalla!!!😩
KS:Amma nehi!! hum plan bana rahe hein uss rahul ko ladkion par attraction agaar hum ese uske samne jay aur uska varsa jeet kar kisi tarah woh video send kar sake toh madam sir ke abbu ko beguna sabit kar sakenge.....
PS:Sach mein?
KS:Amma ap bhi ka? apko apne bahu varsa nehi hein??
PS: Haan toh yeh pehle bataiye na!!Humara toh heart attack ho jata!!aur haan, humare lalla ne jo apke liye saree kharida?😢
KS:amma,woh hum birthday me pehen jayenge..ab khush?
SS:Karishma madam,lagta hai ab humme nikal na chahiye..
KS:haan haan! chalo,cheeta...pushpa ji, chaliye!