Stories with a lot of tea

2k special

All my stories in a nutshell

Back to you:

Ink:I'm gonna drink this weird pink vial thing then I go to Error

Poof Error pregnant 

Dream:I'm gonna get drank and not tell my husband and freak a random skeleton that is definitely not Cross

Poof Dream is pregnant

Error:I go the hospital because-

Chara(Outertale):I eat car

Paperjam:And I fell I mean aren't I suppose to say baby language gugug gaga.

Ink:I heard if you walk with your eyes close you can run into a ex.

Error:Okay that is just weird that you just said that out loud

Ink:NICE TALKING WITH YOU BYE.

Error:You know what let just go

Poof Dream baby out

Ink:That kid doesn't look like me but I will name it Palette off screen that is important later also Writer wanted to name it Starcross but forget and just sticked with Palette.

Dream:I will actively say that this here this kid here don't forget that is not his kid because I am bad at lying

Ink:I somehow know where Error is gonna be 

Paperjam:I only know this man for a few second but he is gonna be living with us

Error:I'm am not gonna question my son so sure I'm just gonna let the man who freak me year ago and get my pregnant to live with me

Back to you Part 2:

Dream: knock knock.

Ink:Hello my ex.

Dream:Let get a genetic test.

Error:Even through my children here*Point to gradient* Is a few month old and doesn't have much hair but he is a skeleton why the hell will he have hair

Test come back

Dream:Nooooo

Error and Ink:oh okay

Me:roll the dramatic scene 

We don't want you in our lives:

Error:I gonna tell Ink I'm poegnant(Is that how you spell it incorrectly ).

Penny:Not if I do it first.

Ink:I am not gonna go listen to what my wife is gonna say and go with this person without prove that she is pregnant because why not.

Error:I'm gonna sign these divorce page off screen to confuse people on whether me and Ink are married or not.(I am not sure if I wrote them signing the divorce paper or not but I'm lazy to look).

Penny:I'm actually not pregnant .

Ink:Wait what.

In the future 

Ink:Hey I did the math  and that is probably my kid.

Error:Okay this is your son.

Pj:I don't like you.

Back to you part 2:

Ink is being a stalker.

Ink:Forgive me

PJ:No 

Ink:Forgive me 

PJ:No

Error:forgive him

PJ:Okay.

Welcome back PJ

Ink:I neglected this child *Points at PJ*

PJ:I want my mom

Ink:No

Dream:I help you see your mom

Pj:Yay

Welcome back PJ part 2

Ink:Wait where is PJ

Dream:He left

Ink:What

*Start arguing intensely *

Error and Pj:*Just watching peacefully*

Welcome back PJ part 3:

Ink:Just acting like a child 

Dream:Trying to reason with him

Error and Pj:just watching

Ink:You two come up here

Dream:let Pj choose who he live with

Pj:Mom

Soulmates:

Nightmare:I no find soulmate

The rest of the bad guys:haha earbud/headphones connection go brrr(I am not checking the story I am trying to finish this in one day)

Nightmare and the rest of the bad guy:Embarrassed 

You killed him

PJ:I am born from strings and ink

Error:I'm gonna take care of it.

Ink:Haha Error's live go brrr

PJ:You cruel and I also mad at you forever

Ink:Well I'm your only parent now so too bad

PJ:Noooooooo

Return:

Error:I leave

Ink:Oh no au's are dying

Ink:it me fault

Science:There is actually a  balance 

Ink:I feel guilty 

Error:I come back.

(585 words that a lot)