it was the day of barbie and raquelle's funeral, ken managed to frame midge and she was serving 10 years of hard labour, summer was overjoyed. (iykyk)
skipper, stacey, and chelsea were heartbroken
all of their snapchat private stories consisted of
[sister was just murdered, dhmu #brocken 😓😰💔]
ryan honestly couldn't give a shit, as long as he could still (respectfully) fuck ken.
all of a sudden, a lovely little tent formed at ryan's crotch, causing ken to peer down. ken couldn't help himself and started subtlety palming him, causing ryan to moan loudly during the moments silence. everyone peered round. the two horny freaky fucks took this as an opportunity to announce their relationship. they started making out in front of everyone. they fell into the hole on top of the coffin, landing with a tHuD.
"bury them too" skipper said coldly
"yes ma'am" the undertaker said. all of a sudden two bastards in costumes landed in the whole.
"have you seen a giant cock?" the one in the red ladybug suit asked
"down here!" ken exclaimed through moans
"i'll take that as a no, sorry!" the one in the black cat suit shouted, gliding off into the distance.
then, as if on queue, a giant cock came bounding out from behind one of the graves, pissing on everyone.
"AHHHHH" stacey screamed
"why's that bastard pissing everywhere" chelsea asked
"LANGUAGE!!!" skipper exclaimed hitting her sister
"child labour!" chelsea retaliated
"mhm that's it, lucky i have a piss kink" ryan moaned
"i'm not pissing" ken replied
"you're so hot when you lie" ryan moaned, going in for another smooch
"EVERYONE RUN!! ITS A GIANT COCK" the minister screamed, running into the church
the funeral went to shit. at least they still had their bright pink tombstone! and ryan and ken fucking on top of their magenta coffin :)
