it had been 1 day since barbie and raquelle's joint funeral. ken and ryan were still 6 feet under with them, hungry for cheeseburgers.
"i'm tired of just eating sperm ryan," ken said tiredly
"me too ken, even know you taste so good" ryan said, going in for another kiss.
"no ryan, i'm not in love with you anymore, i want barbie and her phat ass" ryan said sadly, pushing ryan away
"WHAT THE FUCK KEN?! I LOVE YOU! YOU KILLED BARBIE ON YOUR OWN ACCORD!"
"YEAH WELL IT WAS A MISTAKE, AND IT WAS NOT ON MY OWN ACCORD, YOU MANIPULATED ME INTO DOING IT WITH YOUR GIANT COCK
YOU WANKER"
"i'm getting out of here" ryan said quietly, pulling his cheap jeans off his ankles. he pushed a little button on the side of his penis, making it spin at a rapid pace, he pushed it up against the side of the hole and dug himself out. ken watched stunned. following him not long after. they reached the surface after an hour or less and parted ways immediately.
ken and ryan never spoke again after that and ken told the truth about barbie, shocking everyone. midge whooped for joy. ken now had to spend 69 years in prison. ryan started a sperm donor business, wanking off people to get their sperm bc he's a freaky fuck.
yeah i'm done here
