Helluva Boss (Insert OC) Moxxie and Millie's Child

The Harvest Moon Festival

Moxxie and Millie were lying in bed asleep when Moxxie's phone started ringing. Moxxie tried to ignore it, but the phone kept ringing. He sat up and answered the phone. "What do you want, sir?" he asked. "Hey, Mox, hope I didn't wake you. How would you and your family want to visit the wrath ring for some harvest shit? " Blitzo asked. Millie quickly sat up when she heard what Blitzo said. "The harvest moon festival! Yee-Fucking-Haw!!" She cheered. "Well, Millie likes the idea. Wait, where are you calling from?" Moxxie asked. Blitzo fell from the ceiling and onto Moxxie and Millie's bed. "Of course" Moxxie sighed.

The four Imps entered the wrath ring and headed to Millie's parents' farm. Millie was so excited to meet them again. She jumped out of the van and ran toward them. "Mama!, Daddy!" She squealed. She hugged her papa, and he ruffled her hair. "Yee haw, how's my little deadly pumpkin spice doing?" Millie's father asked. "I'm good, Pa. Thank you for letting us stay here for the harvest jamboree" Millie said smiling. "It's no trouble. We know that you weren't making as much since y'all went freelance" Millie's mother said. "Freelance pays fine, Ma. we're doing fine. It's fine" Millie assured her. "Hey grandpa and grandma" Mason called out, walking up to them and hugging them. "Oh Mason, look at you. You're growing up so fast" Millie's mother said. "He sure is, gotta work on those arm muscles, kid" Millie's dad said, punching Mason in the arm. Mason silently winced from the punch.

Moxxie was pulling a heavy suitcase out of the van, and Millie went over and pushed him toward her parents. "Y'all remember my husband, Moxxie" she said. Moxxie held his right arm nervously as Millie's parents glared at him. "Greetings, Lynn, Joe. How are you with all the flaming twisters and stuff around here?" Moxxie said. "We lost one of our farmhands to one of those terrors last week" Joe said deeply.

Moxxie chuckled nervously. "Oh, crumbs, my bad. I didn't mean to open that wound, sir" he apologized. "Hey, watch it. I'm the sir, hear bucko" Blitzo said. "Oh, Y'all haven't my boss Blitz" Millie said, introducing him. "Yeah, and his pet hellhound. Ow!" Mason yelped after Loona punched him in the arm. "I'm not just his hellhound" She said. "Yeah, she's my daughter" Blitzo said, pulling her close. "Only on paper. You don't deserve to know my name" Loona said, pulling out her phone.

Blitzo walked over to the parents pushing Moxxie away. "It's a pleasure to meet the egg and sperm factory that popped out this little gem of an assassin. You two raised a sturdy bitch" he said punching Millie in the arm. "That we did. So Blitzo is it. That's a fine name" Joe said. "Reminds me of war" Lynn said. "Nothing like a little war to make a strong man" Joe said flexing his arm. "I like you people" Blitzo said. "Ya know more wars were won with technological advances. I've researched the history of weaponry, and it's inspiring how for example." Moxxie continued to ramble on and on about weapons until he noticed everyone was bummed out. "I mean, war fun" he said. "Guns get the job done. But a man ain't nothing if he can't tear the head off a hellish beast with only his bare hands" Joe said clenching his fists.

Blitzo stepped over to Moxxie and said. "HA! He's right Moxxie, you have cute little baby hands like your baby dick" he said touching Moxxie's crotch area. "Refrain sir" Moxxie said moving Blitzo's hand away. "Speaking of strong hands, y'all should meet our newest help. Ay, Striker" Joe shouted. In the distance, a flaming horse running up to the family, on top of the horse was an imp dressed as a cowboy. He came up to them and tipped his hat. "Well howdy, oh looky here. You must be the famous Mildred, heard a lot of good things from your folks" Striker said hopping off the horse. Striker shook Millie's hand and asked. "What are you doing so far away from imp city. Free working finally slowing down". "No freelance isn't free it-, never mind. We're just visiting for the festival. The prince is our boss's boyfriend" Millie said playfully.

"Millie I am not above hitting a female in front of her daddy" Blitzo said threateningly. "Boss? Oh so you're the brave imp to start his own killing biz" Striker said. "Yeah well if you like something you should probably capitalize" Blitzo said. "Not many imps start a business on their own. That's pretty impressive sir" Striker said complementing Blitzo. "Oh yeah well guess, I guess it is isn't it" Blitzo said smiling. "Ya even conned that ditzy blue blood into getting you to the surface" Striker asked. "Eh it's long and complicated but the short answer is yes. But he's not, ya know we're not doing anything. It's a transactional fucking you see" Blitzo tried to explain.