Ozzie's

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Loona was in headquarters sipping a beer and reading a magazine with Verosika's face on it. Suddenly to her left a portal opened up letting a tree fall down into the room. Moxxie popped out from the tree with a chainsaw, and the rest came out of the portal. "That was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!" Blitzo said. Millie yelled in enthusiasm. "I'm still so jazzed up" Millie said chuckling. Mason came in and slammed a lumberjack's head on the floor. "Boom! Touchdown baby! I'm so jazzed I feel like dancing" Mason said beginning to dance.

"You better stay jazzed baby. Because guess where I'm taking you tonight" Moxxie said. "Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence, Moxxie. Besides drinks are on me tonight, let's hit up the new dive down the street. Don't worry, Mason, you're getting a lemonade since you're not 21" Blitzo said. "Actually sir. It's our marriage anniversary today. So I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust ring!" Moxxie said.

Millie had stars in her eyes as she turned around toward her husband excited. "Ozzie's! No way! That place is always booked!" Millie said. "Yeah, I've been planning it for quite a while" Moxxie said. Millie jumped on Moxxie and started kissing him all over his face. Soon the kissing turned into a make-out session which grossed everyone out. "Can you two not" Blitzo said rolling his eyes. "I can see the tongue" Mason said sounding traumatized.

"I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time" Moxxie said pulling away from Millie's lips. "Oh, It's fine I can come with the two of you. And celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy" Blitzo said. "The reservation is for us" Moxxie said. Blitzo nodded his head and said uh huh. "Just us" Moxxie said again. Blitzo nodded his head and said mhm. "Are you just shaking your head and agreeing with everything? And not listening to a word he's saying" Mason said squinting his eyes. "Maybe" Blitzo said his smile getting bigger. "I'll wear something nice, it's a big deal after all. See you love birds later" Blitzo said walking out the door. "Unbelievable" Mason said shaking his head. Moxxie growled at Blitzo. "Relax sweetie, don't let him get to you. Let's just go home...and clean this blood off" Millie said purring. "Oh my hell, please don't when your kid is literally 4 feet away from you" Mason groaned.

A few hours later Moxxie and Millie were getting dressed for their date night. They were going to let Mason stay home alone since he was old enough to take care of himself. They arrived at the 666 elevator that was on its way to Lust. They both sat on a bench and cuddled next to each other. Right behind them, a demon was reading a newspaper. The demon lowered his newspaper revealing he was Blitzo. He then voicemails Loona telling her he'll come back late and that he has something important to do. Then a bench over someone else was reading a newspaper, then put it down revealing themselves. This time it was Mason. "Don't be so sure about that Unc" He said squinting his eyes.

A while later the couple arrived at Ozzie's and were welcomed right in. Blitzo snuck up to the entrance but was stopped by a bouncer. "You got a reservation" The bouncer said. "Yeah I'm with those two" he said lying. "The club is for couples only. No date, no reservation, no entry" The bouncer said deeply. Blitzo batted his eyes and tried to complement the bouncer. "Ya know, you have really nice eyes, daddy" He said smiling.

The bouncer threw into the dumpster and went back to his post. Just as Blitzo was trying to get out of the dumpster, Mason came through the line and tried to sneak behind the bouncer, but he was quickly grabbed by the shirt. "Hey, no kids allowed" The bouncer said. "Look, sir, I really need to get in there for just a couple of minutes. My uncle is in there and he's going to ruin my parent's anniversary" Mason explained. "Oh, that sounds reasonable. Too bad that it's not my problem and I don't fucking care. Now get lost!" The bouncer said.

Mason dug in his pocket and pulled out some money. "Will a twenty get me in?" Mason said trying to bribe him. "This place pays a lot more than that" The Bouncer said. "Oh ok. Well how about I give you this now and come back next payday" Mason said.

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